Wednesday, January 18, 2012

You Win

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  1. No, you were not taking pictures before others were. You did this after someone else did, because you’re a copycat and a fool.

  2. Was it ever “cool”?

  3. Nope.

  4. hootie the blowfish

    It is when the person taking the photo is a hot naked female.

  5. I fear Beatusmongous may have missed the joke in the picture.

  6. What makes you think I missed the joke in the picture? He’s standing right there with his face blurred.

    Truthfully, I do get it. He took a picture of himself holding a standard old rotary phone. Whooptiefuckingdoo. Like that has never been done before.

  7. ^yup. maybe if he’d used an old box brownie camera it may have redeemed it. But probably not.

  8. Thought it was hilarious!

  9. @6 Haha, “Whooptyfuckin’doo” was my Open Diary name! Yes, I had an Open diary. No, I’m not ashamed!

    Okay, maybe a little…

  10. that’s some funny shit, right there.

  11. jessi, STFU, no one cares about your open diary.

  12. aaaand this joke is no longer funny. thank you internet, for once again beating a dead horse.

  13. Let’s not dismiss the open Jenny…Jessi, can you read us a paragraph from your diary?

  14. google is your friend…
    …hey open diary, today the whole family went to the talent agency for the audition. A family walks into a talent agency. There was
    mom, dad, Joel and spot, our dog. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. Daddy says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

    The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”

    Mom says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”

    The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

    Joel lays down and closes his eyes, as if asleep. then dad gestures as if he’s entering a door very slowly, almost creeping he makes his way over to him and curls up next him, then out of the blue he takes out his cock and stars slapping joel in the face with it. Joel opens his mouth with a look of excitement and deepthroats the daddy, then mom comes along in a long evening dress pulls up her skirt to reveal the me under it munching on her cunt like a porn star, with my petite hands I then fisted mom (up to the elbows in mommy cunt, then joel
    starts to double fist me too up the ass while the daddy double fists him. then we all pull out at the same time and thats when Joel and I shit everywhere so daddy starts eating the joels ass and shit with it and the mom starts eating my ass, shit n all. then dad starts eating me out while I have my period, daddy pukes and comes at the same time all over my face and in my mouth. in walks spot and gets sucked off by Joel who is inexperienced at sucking dog dick and nips the cock with his teeth, spot bites joels cock off and drops it on the floor and then mommy shoves it in her pussy and squirts fountains of come all over the floor which spot laps up, then I get a final violent ass raping from spot. we all stand up except for joel who is bleeding heavily from the crotch area, take a bow and thats it finished.

    For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he looks me square in the eye and says what do you have to say for yourself Jessi? to which I replied “I’m not ashamed”…

  15. I like this particular take on The Aristocrat Joke, Jenny. It’s one of the better versions, especially since it didn’t end the typical way.

  16. other people’s lives, eh?

  17. Ha Ha I get it

  18. This is some funny shit and beatus is one dumb fuck looking for attention

  19. ^Submitter?

  20. Unreal. Step aside Ms.

  21. ^Fuck YOU, I won’t do as you tell me.

  22. Your standards are definitely dropping. I’m sooooooo disspointed. Are you making way for Jenny?

  23. it’s just that you’re not worth any effort. You’re totally dull and uninspirational.

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