Thursday, June 3, 2010


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  1. I <3 them all! Especially Dennis.

  2. MsBuzzkillington

    I am sorry, but Nicki is stupid, she is not funny or clever. She is just.. stupid.

    And Dennis is dumb too. Mica was already lame enough for having her mom spend 400 bucks on TAYLOR SWIFT tickets.

    I thought Micheal was going somewhere else with that. Like makig fun of her for texting while driving but pulling over for a spider. That was probably the worst “dissing a girl” joke I have heard… ever, and I still like the sandwich making jokes.

    Also.. why be afraid of something you can just squish? That poor little guy.. was just chillin and minding his own business and now she is set to revenge. My heart weeps for Mr.8legs.

  3. Nicki, what the hell are you talking about?

    Amber, I’m with you, spiders on the wheel while driving, a crash hazard for sure, so shut up, Michael.

    Dennis, you almost win.

  4. Man, at least you admit you’re a buzzkill! Heh.

  5. krasivaya_devushka

    That first one makes no sense..
    And I hate spiders, too. They are the worst ever!

  6. Melancholy43920

    Dennis, you’re awesome! lol

  7. the last 2 were funny, especially the last one, which if I was drinking milk, it would of came out of me nose.

  8. I’m assuming Nicki is referencing a song of some sort, but I don’t know what.

  9. jukaswoo, what’s with the Heh, are you like an old man in an old man robe?

  10. krasivaya devushka is clearly a slow one, its from a song. you know if you aren’t familiar with pop culture, maybe you don’t belong here. maybe you’ll understand this message ti znaesh strashyleshe, tebe yavno za 30, vali otsuda dura strashnaya.

  11. Nicki, at least check your spelling before posting.

  12. I’m guessing Amber IS a girl… so calling her a girl isn’t really insulting :/

  13. This might help some of you out…

  14. the song from the first one is that “my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and damn right it better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge” I have no idea how correct my wording is nor who sings it nor what the title of the song is.

    Side note: when my dog was a puppy that song was really popular and told her that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. To this day if you ask if there are boys in her yard she runs to the front door and looks out.

  15. Michael’s comment is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on this site. Whoever thought that was a “win” is a moron.

    Nicki’s “milkshake” comment, on the other hand, is pretty funny.

  16. So it’s a song, ok, thanks. My pop culture knowledge is clearly lacking.

  17. krasivaya_devushka

    O my dear God!!
    For your information, I do know that it’s from a song. I know what song it is, too, you idiot!
    What I meant is, it was a poor attempt to come up with something along the same lines cause to me, it sounds stupid more than anything else.

    I ktoti, otyebis 🙂

  18. I’ve seen better use of songs in postings than this one. Rick Astley, and The Rolling Stones are examples, but if this does it for others, good for them.

  19. HAHA Dennis
    I would never pay $400 for a concert. There are so many other things I can spend that $400 on.

  20. My dairy based confection creates a focal point to which the males of the species are drawn…

  21. I’m with ya Amber. Reptiles I can do, arthropods… no way!

  22. cupid, I would, but it would have to be something pretty damn special. If front row with Mick and the boys was going to cost me that much, I’d pay it in a nanosecond.

  23. Well, it was for a pair of tickets, so if you wanted to go by yourself you could just spend $200 on one. I would sooner go to a music festival like Crossroads, Sasquatch, Pemberton, Allapalooza (? I think that’s what it’s called), and other such things.

  24. Same here nuff.

  25. nuff, Lollapalooza. Perry Farrell’s creation. Love him. They were here recently, and were bloody awesome.

  26. I liked Nicki’s rendition of “My Milkshake”. She put some time into that one, and what better response to a comment about cows in the yard?

    Michael on the other hand is a fucktard. His dis is the stupidest thing in the world. Who wouldn’t be momentarily freaked out by a giant spider crawling up out of nowhere on your steering wheel?

  27. I liked the first one that made me laugh but the rest where just shite

  28. Right, ya ne dymau chto tebya kto to kogdanibyd’ ebat’ zahochet. Takih strashnyi i staryh dur nikto ne ebet’ dorogaya.

  29. pardon?

  30. CommentsAtLarge

    $400 for a festival (or at least a day long deal like Lollapalooza) makes more sense than a couple hour show. That kind of scratch better guarantee front row or damn close in that case. Although she did buy the tickets for her kid, so I get it.

  31. Pfft. I’m a “girl” and I have a tarantula as a pet…spider on the steering wheel…she needs to get over it.

  32. I’m in love with Nicki…. In a lesbian way

    if I knew her I would have given her a real-life high five

  33. @9: Who’s “jukaswoo?” If you meant me, then, yes… the old pedophile from Family Guy. (Oh, and, not.)

  34. Paranoid Android

    Gary Coleman is dead, he was short. Chortle.

  35. wtf Michael. I dated a guy who did that. Stopped the damn car in the middle of campus b/c he saw a spider and made ME find it while he wussed out behind me patting himself down to make sure the spider wasn’t on him. I’m a girl and the only thing I was scared of was getting back in the car w/ that guy.

  36. Oh my God…. some are you are deeply stupid. Michael was saying that she ran off the road because she’s a woman driver… not because only girls are afraid of spiders… wow…

  37. @ PopRockChick
    “Oh my God…. some are you are deeply stupid” is truly a case of the pot calling the kettle black!

  38. $400 for a concert? The best gigs I’ve ever been to have cost less than £50 ($80).

    Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Katatonia, Long Distance Calling….

    Hell, I’ve seen Rick Astley for free. Taylor Swift can suck my dick.

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