what a keeper
What a cunning linguist
unacceptable
How about chewing gum or carrot sticks?
He’s such a cunning linguist, but I bet he’s really a master debater.
He should put that out there as a personal ad. Provided he hasn’t already.
…true patriot
Classic attention getter. “I love to perform oral sex and can’t find anyone who will let me do it. SIGH.”
Pft. If he ever found a girl, he’d so it twice the first week, once the second and then never again. Guys who brag about how great and generous they are in bed, are usually not.
ATTENTION WHORE.
His way of smoking must be very different to mine.
Kiwi FTmfW
Besides the fact that this guy is into himself and posting his eating skills on a public forum, I don’t think this one is that big of a deal.
God, I’d hate to imagine what he does to his cigarettes with his tongue. >.<
Does he realise the nicotine content of a vagina is close to zero?
and maybe if he stopped smoking, more girls would let him. it’s a catch-22.
great stuff
“Does he realise the nicotine content of a vagina is close to zero?”
That really depends on whose vagina it is.
Cigarettes are closer in form to……..yeah he wants to blow a penis
lol oilydoily…bingo.
@Sparky We’ll have to assume he’s not dating Courtney Love.
Anybody got David’s number? :). Seriously!
This was on textsfromlastnight.com
Double lame.
What a cunning stunt…
from masturbation to mastication!
GRACIE– In this case it would be a SNATCH 22
ahh i love guys who have an oral fixation…
Loving the title!
@ #9 Kiwi – Ain’t that the truth.
@#16, that’s what I was thinking. Oral = great. Oral by someone with rank cig breath and yellow teeth = not so much.
Surely if you’re gonna trade oral habits you’d go from sucking on one thing to sucking on another.
Ive got something you can smoke.
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what a keeper
What a cunning linguist
unacceptable
How about chewing gum or carrot sticks?
He’s such a cunning linguist, but I bet he’s really a master debater.
He should put that out there as a personal ad. Provided he hasn’t already.
…true patriot
Classic attention getter. “I love to perform oral sex and can’t find anyone who will let me do it. SIGH.”
Pft. If he ever found a girl, he’d so it twice the first week, once the second and then never again. Guys who brag about how great and generous they are in bed, are usually not.
ATTENTION WHORE.
His way of smoking must be very different to mine.
Kiwi FTmfW
Besides the fact that this guy is into himself and posting his eating skills on a public forum, I don’t think this one is that big of a deal.
God, I’d hate to imagine what he does to his cigarettes with his tongue. >.<
Does he realise the nicotine content of a vagina is close to zero?
and maybe if he stopped smoking, more girls would let him. it’s a catch-22.
great stuff
“Does he realise the nicotine content of a vagina is close to zero?”
That really depends on whose vagina it is.
Cigarettes are closer in form to……..yeah he wants to blow a penis
lol oilydoily…bingo.
@Sparky We’ll have to assume he’s not dating Courtney Love.
Anybody got David’s number? :). Seriously!
This was on textsfromlastnight.com
Double lame.
What a cunning stunt…
from masturbation to mastication!
GRACIE– In this case it would be a SNATCH 22
ahh i love guys who have an oral fixation…
Loving the title!
@ #9 Kiwi – Ain’t that the truth.
@#16, that’s what I was thinking. Oral = great. Oral by someone with rank cig breath and yellow teeth = not so much.
Surely if you’re gonna trade oral habits you’d go from sucking on one thing to sucking on another.
Ive got something you can smoke.