Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Few Quick Wins

previous post: Burned by the Book!



  1. I bet that’s not ALL they did to your pizza. Everyone loves a jackass

    Jasper : curl up in a corner and die

  2. I once fucked a prostitute from New York whilst dressed in a Barney costume…Bronxawhoreus

  3. Silly. Unicorns don’t have wings, they just have horns. Pegasuses have wings.

  4. wandr, it’s Jesper. I wouldn’t have corrected you, except Jesper is 100 times worse than Jasper, which should send him faster to that corner.

  5. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold worked at a Blackjack Pizza.

  6. thanks @ lame. I did notice afterwards, but couldn’t be fucking bothered to double post to correct myself. And I mostly blame it on my brain refusing to see his name for what it is.
    And yes, that little bitch should be made to suffer for it.

  7. I’m hung like a dinosaur; now her vagina’s sore.

  8. @Dixiegirl: What do Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold have to do with a couple of young kids actually enjoying their job? That is such a retarded statement.

  9. I’d put a unicorn on it

  10. Pretty sure that when this was posted on my facebook, the poster stated that they weren’t familiar with blackjack pizza. I was just posting something notable about blackjack pizza. I didn’t say anything against kids enjoying their job.

  11. Dixiegirl – I stand up for your right to post factual statements.

  12. herculestrockefeller

    Yes factual statemanets are good. Also, the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

  13. Well I apologize. I didn’t see anything about someone not knowing of Blackjack Pizza.

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I clicked ‘Like’ … but then I read Jesper’s post.

  15. Am I the only one who’s really fucking annoyed that Claire butchered the lyrics to a Mumford & Sons song without even checking to see if they were correct before posting it on Facebook?

  16. No, because Mumford and Sons fucking blow.

  17. you blow…

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