Monday, June 11, 2012

A Lewd Moment

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  1. Dawn of the Dan

    Fucking moron. Grab the bird with your hands and throw it out the window, then get back in the shower and wash your hands if you’re so worried about catching some sort of horrible bird disease.

  2. ^ That was my second thought when reading this. My first was, “How the hell does one fall forward while walking backward?”

  3. My second thought was “How do you write that long of a Facebook post and not realize that you spelled BIRD wrong when it was in all caps?” My first thought was “Why did I feel like I had to give that tequila bottle mouth to mouth resuscitation at 2am?” And then I started taking a wicked dump….and still am

  4. A similar situation happened to me too, but I was in the shower when our babysitter walked in. I was startled, slipped, and fell. Quite coincidentally, my erect penis went right into her mouth just as my wife walked in.

    Try explaining that!

  5. Why was there a shampoo bottle on the floor? Did it fall out of his ass first?

  6. Absolute bullshit.

  7. Didn’t I read this a few weeks ago, ‘cept it was a bee? I’m guessing next time this story appears it will be a racoon crawling in through the window.

    When’s SLG coming back? I much prefer his long-winded drivel.

  8. ^ Are you fucking crazy?

  9. ^!!

  10. I always walk around outside naked anyways.

  11. sirjoshuaofgeorgetown

    Give the neighbors the bird.

  12. @8,9 What? helps with my insomnia…

  13. Frankenstien, shuuuuuussssshhhhh will you!!

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