Just trying to figure out how Tim can actually hold anything besides his penis. I need both hands to hold mine. I guess I just figured everyone else did, too.
I suspect Tim is a ‘touchy-feely’ kinda guy. Lots of handshakes, high-fives and germ-encrusted hugz all ’round.
Tim never washes his digits. and Tim is heavily into digital prostate stimulation.
Tim is your boss, your neighbour and your brother.
Tim is YOU.
Boom
Quesadilla in one hand, phone in the other…
…who’s holding his penis?
^ sounds like you’re very interested in the job.
Just trying to figure out how Tim can actually hold anything besides his penis. I need both hands to hold mine. I guess I just figured everyone else did, too.
I just hold it below the head. That way I can aim while still having a hand free.
“below the head”
What the hell? What’s below the head??
^ the neck
Fake.
I suspect Tim is a ‘touchy-feely’ kinda guy. Lots of handshakes, high-fives and germ-encrusted hugz all ’round.
Tim never washes his digits. and Tim is heavily into digital prostate stimulation.
Tim is your boss, your neighbour and your brother.
Tim is YOU.
True story: My friend at one point wanted to rig up an 85 Lincoln Continental so you could steer it with your penis.
^MsAnnes…penis?
^leave me…out of it?
Hey, I was just reading the comments in order…that’s about all I got out of Hawkys statement.
Why would any man want to steer his car with his penis? Doing so would make road head (and other sexual acts) very difficult while driving.