Maybe she’s not a real aunt but just a close friend of your parents aunt. That one that’s been married three times and who still wears teen-style clothing and who always flashes their tits at you when they’re drunk.
#7
I used to live next door to that “aunt”. It was pretty funny until she ditched her husband and married a kid down the street that was half her age. Then it was fall down hilarious.
Aunt Carol’s on fire!
What’s the big deal? Hit it.
No, she did not!!!
Dave, you could at least go finger her in a Subway.
I’m free tonight too, however, I cost money on all other nights.
Maybe Carol is on Carol…
Maybe she’s not a real aunt but just a close friend of your parents aunt. That one that’s been married three times and who still wears teen-style clothing and who always flashes their tits at you when they’re drunk.
#7
I used to live next door to that “aunt”. It was pretty funny until she ditched her husband and married a kid down the street that was half her age. Then it was fall down hilarious.