Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Sticky Situation

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  1. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Talk about blowing loads

  2. Thankfully, jizzing into the sink is still fine.

  3. Wow.

    I used to live on this same floor, though I was on the West side. It used to be the “National Merit” floor, which was designed to get all of the National Merit Scholars at OU together in one place. That probably explains the mess.

    Good to see Oklahoma’s still making me proud.

  4. LOL <– that's all I have to say 🙂

  5. OLD…. this was on like 10 other websites…2 years ago.

  6. Hooray for record semen accumulation!

  7. This is fake and old.

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Yeah this IS very old, and also wrong. Semen is about 90% water and hence it dissolves very easily with more water. Sorry to kill the joke but I have to call shenanigans especially since it was posted on a college campus dorm room wall. I really need to get drunk so I can try to enjoy these posts.

  9. Throwing ones sex wee down the shower drain is an abomination in my eyes.

    It should be exclusively saved for popping onto the back of unsuspecting victims legs whilst they are stood at the bar, waiting to be served.

    That and hanging wallpaper.

  10. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  11. I saw the word “abomination” in Imamofo’s post and immediately wondered what kind of piffle Fargis would have to say about this. I’m not sure why.

  12. @gube #2 .. for sure the sink’s fine, as long as no one is brushing their teeth … found THAT out the hard way.

  13. Shenanigans have been called. Everybody go home.

  14. mass – Protein builds stronger teeth and replenishes enamel.

  15. throwingto … tell my neighbor that.

  16. hmmm, so you can’t jack off but letting the girl wash it off her face or back will still pose this problem…

    They really needed to cover all of their bases with that note…

  17. I’m grateful for the finger pointing out the last line for me. I so wouldn’t have got it otherwise.

  18. Jesus Christ, I wish either college kids would quit making these fake signs (it was funny the first time I saw one five years ago; the ensuing seven hundred times, not so much) or websites like lamebook would quit fucking posting them.

  19. Yes Kaoss, for the sake of the pipes they’ll have to demand that women walk around covered in cum. Everyone has to make sacrifices to reduce the budget!

  20. haha lame!

  21. Safe to say their sewer systems are…cum guzzlers? Ba dum tshhh

  22. Rim shots are for jokes, Conan.

  23. Kthnx, doorfink. Obvious lame joke is obvious.

  24. Yeah this was funny the first time I saw it about 4 years ago. =(

    Why would masturbating in the shower suddenly be a problem after how many generations of guys doing it before those of today? I find it hard to believe that they are jerking off THAT much more today than they did years ago.

    Besides, like Dukey said, semen is water-soluble. Especially when soap is added to the mix, both in showers and in washing machines (crusty old cum towels/socks, anyone?).

  25. Haha, yeah. I like it. I’m giving it a thumbs-down though, sorry Lamebook.

    Why? Well, to begin with, it’s ooooolllllddddd. secondly, it’s, well, fake. The version I saw (about a year ago) was slightly different to this. Obviously people have thought it’s a good idea and reproduced it. But lastly and most importantly, this has nothing to do with facebook (apart from the fact that some guy uploaded it).

  26. It’s shocking that Lamebook is such an internet newbie to never have seen this before.

  27. @Dukey….actually semen does not dissolve in water. Trust me, I know.

  28. Time to wank it in the shower just to spite them

  29. I think just about every college has had this prank paper put up. The National Merit Honors dorm at UofA did this, too. It’s not really posted by the college.

    Lamebook. Living up to it’s name.

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