Let’s consider the weight of the presents being carried. If we estimate just 1 lb per family, then just for America, we get something like 87m lbs. Santa then contributes, at 700 lbs, a fraction of less than .000009 to the weight.
The fat guy’s not your problem, Rudolph.
I bet those reindeer would rather pull a sleigh with Jack the Pumpkin King in it.
Why isn’t Rudolph’s nose red?
Let’s consider the weight of the presents being carried. If we estimate just 1 lb per family, then just for America, we get something like 87m lbs. Santa then contributes, at 700 lbs, a fraction of less than .000009 to the weight.
The fat guy’s not your problem, Rudolph.
You ACTUALLY worked that out? You miserable fucker
You’re a cunt crusty. Like, a real cunt, that ruins people’s lives.
fuck you metzger, the status update portion was pretty funny, then you go and add a shitty pic of Santa saying “heads will roll”…
gay-zing.
die
Yes crusty, he worked out guessing that America has 87 million families. Sorry Einstein had to ruin your day.
rudolph’s nose has been photoshopped… i call fake!