Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Any Verse?

previous post: Spellbound



  1. 50 shades of Ezekiel. That’s kinda hot.

  2. When the assith doth itch. Then shall you be free. When the spiritual of spirit of a holyness ghost is the light of forbidden apple son of spirit majoogily… then shall we all be free.
    Jesus h. 3:12

  3. a publishing ministry of Good News Publishers.
    All rights reserved.

    I…I don’t think I did it right.

  4. I’d have thought it would work in reverse

  5. ^ You did it perfectly. That was the most honest statement in the whole damn book.

  6. how the fuck is that going to help me find my phone charger?
    now it’s just confused me more.

  7. And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.

    Matthew 27:5

  8. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  9. I read that passage at my brother’s wedding. Not a dry eye in the house.

  10. mis·an·thrope [mis-uh n-throhp, miz-]

    (noun) a hater of humankind.

  11. ^Splendid work! Since Nails has gone AWOL, you my chubby young friend, are being moved to head of research until his return.

  12. @10 Do me!

  13. ^Bugger off, you prancing tit. He doesn’t have time for your nonsense. He’s the fucking head of research now.

  14. Chodo

    a abnormal shaped dildo, usually in the form of a chode (a dick that is fatter than it is tall). Usually used by desperate ugly chicks who couldnt get ray charles to fuck them in the dark.
    Eleanor: Hey cutie!! Ive got a surprise for you at my house! That is of course, if you got time!
    Ray: Hell nah bitch! I ain’t touchin yo stank ass pussy! Fuck off bitch!
    Eleanor: *Sniffle* I guess i’ll just have to use my chodo tonight. Again…


    A person who lies a lot or makes up stories.
    Paul is an annoying chodo.


    An unpopular vegetable


  15. where the fuck IS Nails?

  16. They never let poor Chodo
    play in any vegetable games…

  17. in case you assholes didn’t know it, this is called bibliomancy

  18. Oh OK noone here mentions the idiotic redundancy of open the bible and choose a bible verse? Was I going to open the Bible and choose a Dr. Seuss verse? Congratulations on figuring out Facebook after apparent generations of Bible belt inbreeding.

  19. ^nope. just no one gave a shit. because no one was enough of a giant wanker.
    thanks for fixing that for us.

  20. Its what I do.

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