Wednesday, August 25, 2010


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  1. Dear Cassaundra, I have three spots on the left cheek of my arse. I am naming them Aspen, Raeann, and Lloyd. I also have a dog who has a spot near his rectal area. I am naming that Cassaundra. And the hairs growing out of Cassaundra, I am naming Brandon. Thank you for your suggestions.

  2. wow…. I dunno what to say about that one… other than I think that name is horrible all together. Aspen is a restaurant in my town. I’m really gonna go name my daughter that.

    hence why I wont tell anyone what I’m naming my kids till I have them. possibly.

    and I have no clue where I was going with this, btw. hence why its so poorly thought out. :]

  3. btw I think “areyouawizard” is an immature little git.

  4. wait sorry. misread that. *feels embarrassed* … sorry bout that.. shoudla read more before I said that.

  5. My friend who lived in Northern Alberta named HIS dog Aspen over 5 years ago….Cassauuuuundra (srsly, why the “u”?) stole it from him *gasp*!

  6. Cassaundra is going to name her kid whore after herself..

  7. Wow…….

  8. Aspen. Isn’t that where the beer flows like wine and the women flock like the Salmon of Capistrano?

  9. I’m going to follow this new trend of naming kids and pets after winter resorts, and bless my little rascal with the melodic Crested Butte

  10. Hi guys; this is actually kaylyn. Thanks for all the support…well from most of you anyways lol…I have no idea who posted my status but I find it hilarious that it made it to lamebook…definitely was an epic and entertaining night. Also, slightlyawkward…I am 21 freakin years old…I’m not old haha…and will you please remove your comment that states my full name? Little creeper-ish.

  11. aspenisadumbnameforahuman

    naming a human aspen is like naming a human mercedes or porche or paris or apple…… take your pick, they are all equally fucking retarded kinda like the dumb cunt who is growing that baby inside her. retards giving birth should be a crime

  12. Lmaooooo! Lovin the username

  13. aspenisadumbnameforahuman

    told you i win woman. sleep!

  14. Kyle you turd!

  15. aspenisadumbnameforahuman


  16. Well, that was entertaining. I unfortunately know a few people like this irl. -_-

    Has anyone sent “Cassaundra” the link to this yet? 😀

  17. Wow, it took me a long time to figure out that Kaylyn was naming a dog and not her own newborn daughter. I am clearly out of it.

  18. We can’t personally remove our comments Kaylyn – but poster n#8 got your full name up here way before slightly awkward.

    Cassaundra must have changed her privacy settings as her wall isn´t open anymore! So someone must have alerted her to this wonderfull Asspen post.

    On a side note – in the end the baby´s name to Aspyn, not Aspen – was that paying homage to your name Kaylyn? Will you go off on her for stealing it? Hehehe.

  19. Kyle (#65) you turd! Mercedes is first and foremost a human name.

  20. My name’s Sam; plenty dogs named after me, including that Chinese Crested that won the ugliest dog of the year award.

  21. Txikiwi- that #8 is actually the infamous cassauuundra herself…stupid bitch. But yea my name originally hadn’t gotten blurred out and I’m receiving a ton of feedback on facebook which feels nice knowing that ppl are on my side haha but didn’t really want everyone to have access to my full name and have facebook creeps. Anywho, I love your last comment-paying homage to my unusually spelled name 🙂 I’m for sure suing her ass for this one…takin my damn y. Whore. 😉

  22. But kaylyn, did you send her the link?

  23. What link hun?

  24. who let that fucking monkey out of her cage. She should do us all a favour and jump off a tall building

  25. Ps I’m not sure if you guys can see all the comments but this arguement went on for a good 103 comments or so, lol

  26. @kj1210: I kinda wish you can screencap that and post it on photobucket or tweetpic or something :3 *crossing fingers*

  27. Damn it! What did we miss?

  28. I have a rat named Aspen. He was named after a tree.

  29. Lol the only thing I can think of is facebook since its posted in a note

  30. you should NOT call your daughter Aspen !!!!!

  31. This is why god invented abortions.

  32. .. and “ignore” buttons

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