Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Attention Facebook!

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  1. welcome to the real world, where shit like that is going to happen regardless of whether or not you tell people to stop. you’re probably just feeding the fire anyway.

  2. *Pastor’s

  3. Paranoid Android72

    “face books” hehehe. Tell your God-fearing husband to stop sending me pics of him sans clothes and in a state of high ‘excitement’.

    God bless America, the country that keeps on giving….

  4. Well, Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego.

  5. himalayanhindu


  6. twistedthoughts

    I’m sure your husband is very grateful for being protected from pictures of nude women…

  7. tl;dr

  8. That was just the inbox she happened to find. Just wait till she goes through the sent folder.

  9. You know what they say: Once you’ve seen one woman naked…

    …you wanna see the rest of ’em naked.

    -Ron White

  10. Is she freaking out over spam?

  11. Someone needs to send him homosexual scat porn stat!

  12. Dawn of the Dan

    “…he has gotten emails from women inviting him to explore…”

    What the hell does that mean?

  13. necrophiliac64258

    Why do women ask us to explore them. Once you’ve seen one pussy you’ve seen them all with the exception of blue waffle.

  14. I love it when internet newbies think getting spam is personal LOL.
    I wonder if she sends personal replies to each penis enlargement email too?

    Dear sir or madam,
    Thank you for the wonderful letter offering me a bigger penis. I am currently not in the market for one as i am a mature woman and my Senator husband already has a pretty good one that he doesn’t use much anyway. I will keep you in mind if things change and i’ll forward this email to all my friends to help get the word out. Thanks and God be with you!

  15. Thanks for the heads up, Mrs McGill. I’ll be sure not to use my real ‘facebook’ when next I invite hubby for a wilderness adventure.

  16. RobertSullivan

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  17. Because clearly the expectation that he could keep it in his pants is fucking ridiculous. Stupid fucking bitch.

  18. He’s gay, anyway. She’s just trying to save his reputation. Another Ted Haggard.

  19. Shadrack is comin’ over to meshack and off to abednego.

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