Friday, November 12, 2010

Background Checks!

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  1. I’m with those that are disgusted by the condition of the tub, not the products around it.

    That and the size of that thing! Fairy Tale night… only if you were the size (height) of a faerie! lol

  2. Gigibitch? Yours was THE most pompous post of all. ANYTHING used on your vagina, that doesn’t have the same ph balance, is unsafe for you. Don’t be such a twat. Our vaginas are made to be self cleaning. Too much cleaning can actually be the problem..not the solution. And lighten up, okay? Lamebook? Supposed to be fun. We all like our little laughs sometimes. You want to be an ignorant know-it-all? Go lecture people on Yahoo answers then. I’m sure they could use your obvious expertise over there.

  3. If your vag is ill, use Vagisil.

  4. I don’t really want to get into the vagina argument, but Keona sometimes it’s wise to wash the sticky icky off after sex. Just going to bed and waiting till the morning for instance would never work for me as I rarely have sex just before bed.
    Not saying you’re going to have loads of “seamen” dripping out your vag, but I still don’t think it’s pleasant to be walking around the rest of the day without a quick wash-up.

    Also hartz shampoo is very bad for a dogs skin:(
    People don’t use that shit on your best friend!

  5. haha gigibitch is funny – “I’m not going to bother commenting back” was followed by 3 more lengthy comments to justify her personal hygiene and how everyone else is an asshole except her

    PS: I personally clean my vagina with a mr clean magic eraser – those things are amazing.

  6. hahahahahahaha

  7. Lol at “go lecture people on yahoo answers”… thanks for the laugh elly.

    can’t say much about the dog shampoo, since i too have dog shampoo in my shower. since i bathe my dog in it, and all. and dog is not a euphemism, it’s really a dog.

    jellica, agreed. those magic erasers are truly magical.

  8. People who make totally inaccurate statements and then claim “And I won’t bother commenting back!” are hilariously lame. Adding on a series of comments after promising not to return only makes it even funnier. Plus the whole “I’m 19 years old and claim to have the gynecological experience of a veteran doctor” and they’re in the hilariously lame hall of fame. Well done!

  9. Not to be a Kill Buzzington or anything, but am I the only one thinking gigi needs a lecture on RUBBERS as well as vaginal hygiene? She really shouldn’t have “seamen” OR “semen” falling out of her. Use a damn condom.

  10. Michael Buble is in that bathtub? Someone let him up before he drowns.

  11. Stretch as much as I enjoyed all these arguments, I laughed the most at yours. I am still chuckling.

    jellica even though I know you are joking about the Mr. Clean Magic earaser, I totally want to try it!

    I was taught by my mother and dr to only use water to wash my lady bits, but will ocassionally use soap after a marathon session with my husband.

    This was by far the best internet argument I have ever read!

  12. I find it quite hilarious that a simple bottle of vagisil ignited a long and hilarious argument about vagina hygiene. Perhaps her man uses the vagisil for shampoo and she washes her crotch with the dog shampoo?

  13. Gigi it sounds like the closest anything has ever come to your cooch is your Vagisil bottle. I really hate people like you that complain about regular commenters- to know that they are regulars means you’re a frequent silent lurker, and that makes you better right? And commenters jokes are far worse than talks of your vagina and all the “seamen” that are falling off from it? Come Ben to us when you actually have your medical degree, but in the meantime just fuck the hell off.

  14. Oh my this has been quite an interesting Lamebook conversation.

    As for the vaginal cleaning, I’m going to agree with the majority saying that vagisil just isn’t necessary. Even mild soaps can cause a very unpleasant burning sensation. Like Ellykay has said, vaginas are self cleaning. Water and soap are fine for the outside, but for the more delicate parts, plain water will do.

    Lmao @55

  15. Vaginas are supposed to smell. I always have a vagina sniff to make sure it smells like a vagina before I put my favorite body part into it.

    If a naval vessel makes landing near your vagina and some seamen make their way inside, push them out using your pelvic floor muscles and wash the outside only.

    The, like the eye, is a self-cleaning organ.

  16. Never mind the Vagisil – what about the filth? Hardly romantic.

    (in my part of the world women don’t use those products)

  17. #63 FTW!

    (normally I’m not exactly a member of team Keona but in this debate I will be because Gigibitch is indeed a bitch)

    …also why the hell does she care so much about what other women do with their lady parts? or feel the need to share so much about hers?

  18. “the whole night made me feel like a fairy tale” hahaha what a sad, sad picture that is. A fairy tale in the trailer park. Some girls have all the luck.

  19. gruentransferwatcher

    I just wondered if someone out there has been cluey enough to find this little niche of LB fans and use some serious product placement? Call me lame if you will, but I have never heard of vagisil, let alone contemplated the need to feel repulsed by my natural body. Until the scungy bath pic entered the LB stadium that is. I am sure there are plenty of ways to exploit the gullibility of the LB lurkers out there. Let’s put a pic of a chick posing in front of a mirror, with her bedside contents clearly displayed. I vote we chuck a jar of vegemite next to the sex toy and see what kind of conversation that starts.
    Aussie Aussie Aussie….

  20. Oi oi oi! 😀

  21. She’s eating a corndog! Ha ha ha ha. Oh my!

  22. It’s funny ’cause she’s a fatty and/or it’s slightly phallic.

  23. Price check on Vagisil, thats isle 3 on Vagisil!
    (me myself and Irene)

  24. The blue people look like a Beltane celebration.

  25. Wish I was that corndog.

  26. Thanks girls for the vagina cleaning lesson. Never know what you’re getting into when you log into Lamebook! Love it haha.

  27. Ha ha @curlybap! I’ve been doing just fine, myself and have never needed any lessons on my feminine cleanliness.

    Whatever works for everyone else is fine by me. I just think it’s funny that a few here are considered bawdy, but this type of discussion is normal. ?

  28. Alright children, today we’re going to be talking about vaginal health, m’kay? Vagisil’s bad, m’kay? Douching, well, that’s bad too, m’kay? Natural lubricant and funny warm smell that stays on your fingers all day- that’s good.

    Everybody m’kay?

    ps, cannesten duo anti-thrush medicine TV adverts- the funniest thing since Cheney shot that guy.

  29. At first i seen the last pic and i was like cool vagisil i guess that’s kinda funny but then i noticed the crappy three roses in the bahtub and thought that whatever fairytale she thought was in was probably shitty..

  30. lol… Isn’t “Staying fresh” just another way to say “Perfuming your dirty, stankin’ cheese hole long enough to trick him into having sex with you”?

  31. if gigi is losing seamen, she should be washing her sub with vagiseal.

    that bathtub is incredibly disgusting –

  32. I don’t think they meant they were going to share the tub, just that their SO had run a bubble bath for them.
    As far as that photo goes, I feel bad for the dog getting Hartz shampoo.

    Can someone please tell me what’s with all the blue people? I don’t think it’s Avatar-related.

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