Friday, March 26, 2010

Bags & Baguettes

previous post: A Little Drunk



  1. This wouldn’t be the first time I scared off the ladies with my ginormous wang. I really need to start being more modest.

  2. Oh, timing is such a fickle mistress. Enjoy your evening eenerbl. One of these days we will have to revisit those art classes you took back in the day.

  3. I hope Travis got out of there right away. I mean geeeez. What a horrible thing to say to your boyfriend. I wouldn’t stand for being so insulted if I was him.

  4. …I am so ashamed that I share my first name with a TwiTwat. That’s even more of an argument for me to change my name quickly. I never did like it to begin with, and that just makes it worse…


  5. Kaitlyn’s post is horrible and silly.

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Amen to

    Soup 15
    Soup 21 Nice King reference(s)
    Gogloplex 23 yeah she is doable
    sensiblemadness 29
    hobo 52

  7. You are the stinking, fetid pile of flaming turd of my life.

  8. Kaitlyn is at the top of the list for brutal curbstomping.

  9. lol

  10. Words Of The Day:

    taint licker
    cock chugger

    Thank you, LB posters. Thank you.

  11. I have to agree that the comments are a lot better than the post itself.

    That said I think there only should be one Word of the Day:


  12. Some people should NOT be allowed Photoshop.

  13. Soup! Honey, it’s not that your “Wang” is too big. I was very tired. All that talk about soup, and what not wore me out. But I’m sure your Wang is suffice!

  14. My wang is indeed suffice
    It is certainly very nice
    The most magnificent device
    That can come strongly even twice
    You might want some advice
    On how to afford the price
    But you need only to roll the dice
    To see action yet thrice

  15. And devoid of pubic lice
    Wouldn’t want to pay THAT price
    To enjoy my major vice
    With Soup my man of spice

    That’s all I got.

  16. At least Candace called herself average. Though ‘desperate’ is the word that comes to mind…

    I think Travis is some kind of stuffed animal…

  17. Exitghost, I too share her first name.
    And I’m horrified to say she is not the first of our namesake to show up on Lamebook with pathetic comments.

  18. Viva La Revolución!

    You know you don’t even have to read what Lamebook has posted to get a laugh. Just scroll down a little father and you’re in there.

    You’re Welcome moose.

  19. Soup (My darling Chicken Noodle) and my wonderful word (Oh, the memories), your rhyming skills are amazing! You should feel honored Soup, all this talk about your Wang! Bask in the glory of it Soup, bask!


  21. Id fuck candance if she was 5 years younger.

  22. …and then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

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