I think he actually means a duel moment. Like there’s not any time in his life where he isn’t fighting something.
I think Jen knows how that sounds. I think she was mocking how dirty it is. Unless someone can explain the “just one” addition she made, that makes sense in a world where she had no clue what was going on.
Ok – this was the funniest bunch I think I have yet seen. Although it made me sad… sad that my friends just are too damned smart! Oh, to have a Jenn in my life…
Since when did ‘recent’ become a verb?! Is this an American development? Have there been linguistic advances that I’m not aware of? Am I, god forbid, losing my touch?
Victory!!
I loved Jen’s! Thanks Dave for submitting my laugh for the day!
I think he actually means a duel moment. Like there’s not any time in his life where he isn’t fighting something.
I think Jen knows how that sounds. I think she was mocking how dirty it is. Unless someone can explain the “just one” addition she made, that makes sense in a world where she had no clue what was going on.
Hey Jenn, are you booked for 10am? That’s the only good time for me.
So close to get a Ben. Damn you Walter
Is Mel G(ibson) finally experiencing regret?
wowowowow yeeaaahhh
These are really quite lame. And not in a good way.
Ok – this was the funniest bunch I think I have yet seen. Although it made me sad… sad that my friends just are too damned smart! Oh, to have a Jenn in my life…
This made me –no joke– cackle. Maybe it’s because I’m drunk. So funny.
Jenn: gross
John: learn to spell
Mel & Friend: both stupid
I agree with John. Being turned into a zombie or vampire sure makes you stronger… that’s what people say.
my friend is so retarded this is what he put……mhm wats on my mind idk jezzz lets go get a loolipop ok jezz stop asking me wats on my mind ok
I get the morning runs sometimes… or as I like to call em “the wild turkey shits.” Although, runs can be the best, like if you’re trying to detox.
/wishes she had a rimjob appt set up
I put some whiskey into my whiskey.
I agree – these are just LAME!
i recent that!
I hope Jen and Ashley are no friends,rim+run=fail omg. This Shit is to nasty to read in the morning!
Since when did ‘recent’ become a verb?! Is this an American development? Have there been linguistic advances that I’m not aware of? Am I, god forbid, losing my touch?
It took me a few minutes, but the moron meant “resent”… ugh.
Ever considered becoming a misanthrope?
i think the last one he was trying to be funny..idk though
these suck
What kills you makes you stronger only if you’re a Jedi Master.
@Dawn of the Dan: Or Gandalf.