Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Corrupt Connections

previous post: The Right Nob for the Job



  1. Dammit, my 1st comment’s awaiting moderation. Well, I’m not making sense, for a change.

  2. It’s sad to see the immature, abusive reactions of some people towards the less-insane couple tableaux, like Katy and Justin’s. Relationships are built on agreements, and Justin obviously violated one that Katy & he had previously discussed, hence her response.
    Calling her a controlling b!tch, or him a pantywaist, or other posters cun+s, says everything about how so few folks understand what it takes to have a relationship: couples make decisions for themselves about what their own rules of conduct are supposed to be (and consequences for transgressing them).

  3. Exclusive relationships are so overrated anyway. You call them less insane, I call them oppressive.
    I’m all for gaming sex.

  4. Relax folks, we have a relationship guru in our midst to tell us what we’re doing wrong, prepare to be enlightened/Wallaced.

    Re: Gaming sex, yes.

  5. Paranoid – Ah right. Maybe you should try from another angle … just so I can be sure 😉

  6. Anyone else want a picture of my cock and balls? Here you go, knock yourselves out


  7. fenchurch & MistressSlayer- you’re not welcome here. Kindly fuck off.

  8. … and your husbands balls can stay MS, I’m pretty sure Mofo can put them to good use.

  9. Oh, Paranoid… I’m so tempted to check out that link.

  10. Oh wandr do it, I would except I’m sure it’s NSFW!

  11. Ps does anyone know why the dashboard thingy isn’t working? Please tell me it isn’t just me!

  12. @MistressSlayer: u clearly seem to be on a different page than Dukey. Plus, he is perfectly right. grownups don’t ask for permission, they can let u know which IS actually different unless ur a controlling bitch (hypothetically) that makes him ask for permission. And not every married couple fuckin cares about their spouses hanging out with their friends of the opposite sex, ex or not. i happen to know at least two or three that would tell you they don’t give a shit cuz they know at the end of the day their spouse won’t find a better person than them and they will come back. So not every has to give a heads up. Relationships are subjective, so to get all pissy is, for lack of a better word, gay

  13. Curly, the fact that I’m sure it NSFW is exactly why I’m NOT checking it out right now.
    I don’t mind being traumatized for life and/or turned on, as long as I’m already home. Aren’t you off work yet?

  14. Saffer…stfu. (:

    You married?
    Every been in a committed relationship?
    I very much doubt it, hunny.
    You’ve got to be just as fucking S-I-N-G-L-E as dukey.
    Since I’ve got PLENTY of married friends, I’m pretty damn sure they all would like to have a “heads up” as you are saying about their spouses seeing an EX.
    I have no suspicions I would even lose my hubby to an Ex…but in the end that person IS an ex.
    Obviously they aren’t together for certain reasons, doesn’t excuse the fact at one point and time they thought they would end up together “forever and ever” or whatever the fuck.

    As I said..its a sign of TACT and RESPECT to give the other spouse a “heads up” in the form of a question.

  15. Subjective- existing in the mind; belonging to the thinking subject rather than to the object of thought

    Straight from the dictionary for you. If you still need it spoon fed to you, here you go: When using the word subjective pertaining to relationships it means that the definition will be different for everyone. So pretty much everyone thinks of relationships differently. And to be honest i was trying say what i said in nice way and you decided to be a bitch and just assume i’ve never been in a committed relationship. You don’t know shit about me, I’ve been in a relationship for 2 years going on 3. All your dumbass has been doing is spewing large amounts of shit at anyone that had a differing opinion than yours. Get off ur little high horse and stop pretending you’re better than anyone. Ur just a fucking normal person that sits at home and bitches on the internet like everyone else in the world. one more thing, don’t call me hunny, I aint ur son

  16. Missy Slayer up there ^

    I’m confused. From here, I see only half the comment numbers. I also see only 62 comments AND I see myself as having written 47 and 57, among others.
    Are you talkin’ to me?

    If so, I don’t see why you are, BUT! I’m sure you’re all dying to know, so I’ll be my narcissistic self and enlighten us all.

    Yes. I’m married. To Dukey (Hi babe! Newsflash, we’re married and I don’t care to ask permission first)

    Dukey-love, I’m just letting you know I’ll be fucking Paranoid’s gaming brains out later on. That’s fine with you.

    Carry on

  17. Oh! You were talking to him? Sorry porkurtree

    You guys really have to start using names. Really

    Well, I’m sure you were all wetting yourself to know about me anyway.

  18. CommentsAtLarge

    The rest of this comment war faded away after “gaming sex”.

    Also Curly, can’t tell you what’s up with the dashboard, but I can tell you it’s not just you.

  19. and the winner for the truly classic comment goes too…….Hawkbit at @28!

    Good observation.

  20. I’d like to have gaming sex, too, wandr. If only to see how it would work.

    You definitely need to change your camera angle, Paranoid. That pic makes it look like you have 4 balls.

    For some unknown reason, they’ve disabled it, curly. And all this comment moderation has gotten beyond ridiculous. Lamebook, you keep finding ways to drive away commenters, don’t you? Keep up the good work.

  21. @MistressSlayer GIVE IT A FUCKING REST. Your constant defense of your relationship, over an online forum meant for lameness and laughs, just proves how insecure you are with your relationship.

    Sidenote: I don’t fucking understand why or how people can try to ruin a comment thread with an argument. Especially with people you don’t know. It’s childish and absurd. Can’t we all just focus on the posts and stop being stiff dickheads. There’s just too much animosity on the internet anymore. Fuck.

  22. It’s an open party, wordy. We’ll figure this out, 4 balls and all

    Maybe the promise of sex will bring the masses back. God knows it would work for me!

  23. I once had my balls in a purse. It was amazing when I started to ejaculate. Oh the pressure!

  24. Does no one else notice that the boyfriends picture is a guy pointing at her with the words “Object” under his arm. He sees his girlfriend as an object is that fucked

  25. @caloreen I hope you’re kidding. It says iObject, a play on words from the Apple product lineup, i(Apple product here).

    1. anything that is visible or tangible and is relatively stable in form.
    verb (used without object)
    10. to offer a reason or argument in opposition.

    There’s a difference, learn it.

    Otherwise, nice trolling? sorta..

  26. Kirsty…something, something, something, obscenity regarding sluts… corny lead in line followed by the punchline Dick-ta-phone.

    This is my new style of build your own joke comment.

    Wordy It’s a real fucking ball ache ain’t it?! I have to fuck around for ages making things work now, being offensive has never been so awkward.

    Mistress Fatwife If you told me I wasn’t allowed to see any of my ex’s I wouldn’t mind…. Their all dead.

  27. Wordy It’s a real fucking ball ache ain’t it?! I have to fuck around for ages making things work now, being offensive has never been so awkward. (this is my fith shot at getting this comment through moderation)

    Mistress Fatwife If you told me I wasn’t allowed to see any of my ex’s I wouldn’t mind…. Their all dead.

  28. Something, something, something, obscenity regarding females genetalia… corny lead in line followed by the punchline Dictaphone.

    This is my new style of build your own joke comment.

    (this was the bit the kept not letting through with all swear words removed!?)

  29. Tailored to fit everyone’s sense of humor (or lack thereof). Brilliant.

    Does anything ever come out of the wet, dark abyss of moderation? I’ve been awaiting moderation for over 24 hours. I’m not a patient woman

  30. Nope nothing makes it out of their alive it’s a bit like Lilly Allen.

    Funnily enough only the removal of the name K irsty let it through in the end?!

  31. Are you guys serious? The guy befriended his ex after asking to eat her out? Yes, I think he should ask his girlfriend if it is alright to be friends with Robin again. It isn’t in a controlling sense, but by a way of respect. Not that this is the greatest example, just like a parent asking a child to do something when it is really a demand–being respectful. Befriended an ex is different that befriended a person you haven’t dated. Also, it is not an insecurity, but being aware of your significant other’s past relationships. So, the girl is justified if she feels insecure because he is not trustworthy.

  32. let’s argue a little more. maybe the people that made the status will see it. OH WAIT. they won’t.

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