Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Couple Crazies

previous post: Stand Up Friends



  1. Know what? Okay. I’ll lose my virginity. I’ll go to a party, get trashed, and “get laid” because I just can’t take all this uptight anxiety bullshit anymore. After the shooting at my school, and the realization that I may have died, I discovered that I do not want to die a virgin. I just can’t live like this anymore, being “different” and “outdated” and “uptight.” And yeah. I’m bitter as fuck. How could no one want to have sex with me? Am I not pretty enough? It’s not like I would suck at it. I have instincts too. What does it take? Do I have to take off my clothes and wear a great big “fuck me” sign? Cuz you can bet your sweet ass I will. I fucking will.
    And don’t even get me started on anal!

    I’m high as a kite.

    tarted with anal!

    I’m high as a kite.you

  2. Lamebook is fucking up my comments. That looks so anti-climactic with all those weird mistakes. Fuck you lamebook and your horseshit comment bullfuck.

  3. Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!

  4. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    MEG, for a christian you don’t seem to understand how hell works. I’m pretty sure the dick sucking would be a feature of Heaven.

  5. Dukey, can you take a joke at all?

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    MEG “show us your tits and shut your motherfucken mouth”.

  7. Gladly! Come on over to Texas and feast your eyes.

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Where exactly in TX?

  9. Austin!

    Excuse the delay, I got drunk and crashed.

  10. OMG! ^^ is that the real Meg that we’ve all come to L- *clears throat* and hate?! Doesn’t sound like her, I don’t buy it.

    DUKEY, PLEASE DO VISIT HER IN TEXAS you’ll be rewarded handsomely.

  11. Yes, it is! My eyes have been opened! I was blind, but now I see! My chains have been broken! I’m not that bitter tight-ass you’ve all come to hate any longer!

  12. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Ok then, So I start from H town and get on 290 and in a couple of hrs I get to see some tits? Maybe I should try I-10 if they don’t have any construction.

  13. I don’t know, I’m not from here. But yes, if you show up, you get to see tits. I mean come on, who am I to keep these all to myself? How rude would that be?!

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Or maybe I should realize that I don’t live in TX anymore and I am a couple of continents away from TX. And also that seeing a few tits =/= handsome reward.

  15. But absolutely no abducting and raping! And no killing! That’s just not cool.

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    No raping or killing? Absolutely? Then count me out.

  17. Aww that sucks. Hey now, my boobs are most definitely a handsome reward!

  18. What’s with the awkward silence?

  19. First of all, who are you to question my christianity?
    I’m not questioning your Christianity, just pointing out where you and the Bible (the basis for the tenets of the Christian Faith) diverge. And how. o_O

    Whyn’t you take a sec and Google “Projecting?”

    Who are you to debate whether or not I’m a true christian?!

    See above. Thanks. 😉

    You’re not God, so stop acting like him.

    Pointing out your numerous fails counts as “acting like God?”

    Do you use that line of bullshit on teachers, too? o_O

    I never brought up my religion in any of my arguments, you fuckers did. This time it’s on you.

    You said: “Yes, being a christian is all about love, but we’re human.”

    That’s not bringing religion into your arguments? Wow.

    Is that back-pedaling part of an exercise plan?! o_O

    Because all of these people are my family and friends. I’ve seen them when no one was around. They didn’t hide anything from me.

    Sooo …. you’re saying they fucked right in front of you?

    Is that why you’re so fucked up, now?

    Stay out of my business.


    Um … once you dribbled your ridiculous bullshit all over teh interwebs, you kinda made it everyone’s business, Sweet Pea.

    You don’t know me, you don’t know my life, and you don’t know my mind.

    That’s true. You’d have to have a mind for anyone to “know it.”

    Regardless of my flaws, I’ve got a hell of a future ahead of me and lots of support from my family and friends.

    Apparently, not if you get pregnant.

    Intolerant of human mistakes? Racist? Bigoted? Yeah …. helluva support system you got there, Toots.

    Unless you’re the fucked up one and everyone else is normal?

    I don’t need your approval.

    Then why do you insist on “defending” your position? 🙂

  20. Yes, it is! My eyes have been opened! I was blind, but now I see! My chains have been broken! I’m not that bitter tight-ass you’ve all come to hate any longer!

    Don’t worry, Sweet Pea. You’ll be fine in a few hours ~ once the Thorazine wears off. XD

  21. Goodness, I think cr3a7v3m1nd needs to “get laid” as well.

  22. LOL, you wish. 🙂

    But seriously … what a very clever little girl you must be!! Think of that little bon mot all by your little ol’ self?

    Wonder how many brain cells died to produce that one? o_O

    BTW, even if your tits were gold-plated and sang “Yankee Doodle Dandy,” they’d not be special enough to warrant putting up your wannabe-trolling-mentally-deficient-bigoted-narrow-minded arse long enough to just see them.

  23. Ooooohh I’m so offended by your words. Omg I’m gonna cry; I guess i’ll go kill myself now!

    Seriously, pull the stick out of your ass and grow up. Jeezus.

  24. Ooooohh I’m so offended by your words.

    Really? I didn’t think you’d understand half of them without a dictionary. 😉

    Omg I’m gonna cry; I guess i’ll go kill myself now!

    Go ahead. Put the rest of your so-called brain cells out of their misery. It’d be a kindness.

    Seriously, pull the stick out of your ass and grow up. Jeezus.

    Why? Did you lose yours?

    Seriously, coming from little Miss-I-hate-everybody racist nitwit? PKB, anyone? o_O

  25. Dude, what is your problem? You must be so insecure to drag out this argument with petty insults like that. I actually feel sorry for you.

  26. Nd to taell someone to kill themself? Even I wouldn’t say that. You got issues, dude. Seek help.

  27. Nd to taell someone to kill themself? Even I wouldn’t say that. You got issues, dude. Seek help.


    Just trying to be supportive. The kinda support you show others, yannow?

    Um … yeah … me seek help? I’m just hating on you Cuppycake. You have issues with teenage moms, single parents, gays, minorities, masturbation … anything I forgot to mention?

    Is there anyone, aside from whatever friend or family member was fucked up enough to fuck in front of you, that you don’t hate? Just curious.

  28. Correction: I hate teen moms, and only teen moms. That is all.

  29. Okay. Fine. But why do you hate teen moms?

    What the fuck ever happened to hating the situation?? Why personalize it and hate people who just made some bad decisions?

    What the fuck did they ever do to you personally?

  30. It is a psychological phenomenon that I am unable to explain at this time. With more therapy, I will have an answer. I simply don’t have it now.

  31. O.K., what I’m going to do now is try and help you. Look up the verses below, a small section of the thousands like them in the Bible. Perhaps the realisation that to further yourself in your endeavour to become more God-like you need to rid yourself of your hatred will help you on the road to doing so, your therapist is obviously not getting very far so perhaps these will help.

    Ecclesiastes 7:20-22
    Matthew 5:7, 7:1-5, 18:21-35
    Mark 11:25-26
    Luke 6:36-42
    John 8:7
    Colossians 3:12-13
    Titus 3:1-7
    James 2:13

    If you only have the time to look up one, make it this one, as it is probably the one that is the most relevant to you: Ephesians 4:31-32

    Also look up Romans 12:12, one of my favourite verses. Keep it in mind to help you through your troubles.

    To everyone else on the board: I’m sorry for putting ‘Christian bible crap’ on the thread, I kept it to locations rather than listing the verses themselves so you don’t have to read them.

  32. there are many things i can say in defense of teen moms…because i happen to be one, i got pregnant at 16, had my baby at 17, graduated from high school a month later, and am 18 now. But you know what? I’m not going to. I could get mad and offended and rant, but its a wast of my energy. I for one, have actually grown up, as it seems Mue has yet to do. She has yet to realize that her opinion does not matter. Maybe one day, something will happen in her life that will make her realize not ALL teen moms and sinful, heathen whores.


  33. Way to miss the whole thread, candidcamera.
    And if you don’t want to get mad and rant, then why did you just do it?

  34. i didnt rant. do you want me to?

    and by all means, tell me the point of the thread? deadbeat dads suck? well my son has got one of those, but i imagine you will claim it is my fault for getting pregnant in the first place. and if that is the point then why do you keep insisting on bringing up teen moms?

  35. Actually no, it’s both of your faults. Yours and the father’s. You both should have known better. But yeah, that was a rant. Anything involving a “life story” is a rant.
    And I actually only bring up teen moms if it’s relevant to the post. But everyone else on this site who knows of my hatred for teen moms brings it up every time I comment on a post – regardless of what the post is about.

  36. and do you think that just because im 18 that i cannot take care of my child?

  37. Okay after this I’m done.
    Yes, I do. You don’t have a college education, you don’t have a stable career, you don’t have a husband. You cannot provide for your child without those things.

  38. you have no idea what youre talking about. i just hope you realize that one day. and who said i wasnt married? im in college right now and i and my husband both have well paying jobs. hes not the father but he teats my son as his own. Do not even presume to know what your talking about.

  39. Please tell me that your college courses include a class on English, and that you’re paying very, very close attention.

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