Friday, May 14, 2010

Deadly Updates

previous post: FANtastic Friday (Part 2)



  1. If it’s nacho cheese, whose is it?

    Is it Archie’s or our cheese?

  2. Lot of death mentions lately.

    Something happening?

  3. P.S. Second one has been on here before, no?

  4. Yes it has.

  5. I’ll take Granny’s funeral over a plane ride with Vanilla Ice, any day of the week.

  6. CommentsAtLarge

    What Shelby forgot to mention was Ice is one of her flight attendants.

  7. Of all the fabulous musicians we’ve seen die in plane crashes over the past century, how has Vanilla Ice been able to find only the safe planes?

  8. And he’s sitting in economy class too. The good old days are over for you, Vanilla.

    Not that you ever had any.

  9. What ever happen to Vanilla Ice anyway

  10. Ahh, now that makes more sense Comments, he’s not a passenger, he’s serving the coffee.

  11. @cupid Nothing. Nothing at all. He had the most uneventful life in the history of white rappers.

  12. CommentsAtLarge


    Failure is about all that’s happened – he tried VH-1 reality shows and even that didn’t work.

    Not to mention passing out peanuts. Do you think he starts the in-flight announcements with “Stop, buckle-up, and listen…”?

  13. I wonder if when he’s handing out the drinks, he’s asking the passengers if they would like some “ice, ice baby” in them?

  14. Are there any other Vanilla Ice songs to draw puns from?

    I think that, in itself, sums up Vanilla Ice’s “career.”

  15. CommentsAtLarge

    Oh, if he didn’t, you better damned well believe that’s how I’d ask for it.

    And you win by the way.

  16. …and yes, I realize those aren’t actually puns. Too late, though, I guess.

  17. sindhoo’s is a repeat…

  18. Amber is clearly not too upset about Grams.

  19. CommentsAtLarge, you have just won my undying admiration for part 2 of comment #12.

    Is it bad that I think I really like Sarah, too?

  20. ROFL @ CommentsAtLarge, Well done Sir, well done.

  21. Miss Shegas, I’ll join you in your admiration of the Commster.

  22. CommentsAtLarge

    Miss Shegas,

    First, its nice to see you back again (unless I have been missing your comments due to my own obliviousness, which is entirely possible). Secondly, why thank you 🙂

    Sarah’s comment could have been way more mean, so I’d say you’re in the clear on that one. At least I hope so, because if not, I’m in trouble too.

  23. Ice is outdated… here are the new best white rappers

  24. CommentsAtLarge

    “Commster” lol (sorry Malteaser, have to borrow it)

  25. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    ahh thank you much for the chuckle MR. Comments…

  26. Dancinganimal256

    I wondered if they played any Queen music videos during the flight.

  27. Dancinganimal256


  28. I’m always very dubious when clicking on slim’s links (a la rickroll), but I clicked on this one…

    Are you in that bunch, slim?

  29. It’s exactly how I picture you.

  30. Pingping’s death was no big deal.

  31. Aw, did nobody else see the pictures of the world’s smallest man meeting the world’s tallest man a month or so before the world’s smallest man’s death? I loved those pictures.

  32. Benjamin Linus

    No, but I did see the pictures of the worlds smallest man meeting the lady with the worlds longest legs. Good pictures.

  33. @wordpervert
    now i cant get the image of frozen babies in giant cocktail glasses out of my head.

  34. MsBuzzkillington

    I was so impressed that Vanilla Ice was on some girls plane that I didn’t even read the rest of her post. It took awhile to register everything.

    I may be as bad as Sarah, because I enjoyed that.

  35. I would have brought Vanilla Ice along to the funeral. If anyone could speak intelligently about fading into the darkness, it would be Robert Van Winkle.

  36. Why is it always Vanilla Ice? I met him in an airport too. WHY IS IT NEVER SOMEONE COOL??

  37. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    @ Nix at least you met even an uncool person.. I’ve never met anyone cool or uncool 🙁

  38. glueyourfingers

    I have a picture of the world’s smallest man dancing with a cat. When life is tough, I turn to it.

  39. lol

  40. PPD-Pancake Titties

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