Monday, January 21, 2013

Decisions, Decisions…

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  1. I’d rather get the frontal labotomy

  2. I made the mistake of showing this to my boyfriend while he was eating

  3. i haven’t been that drunk and desperate in years.

  4. I’m concerned with the lack of options here.

  5. ^ I’m concerned that you even consider those as options.

  6. I’ll go with “c) jack off”, thank you very much.

  7. Throatwobbler Mangrove

    Black Sheep’s 1991 rap hit “The choice is yours” comes to mind:
    “Now you can get with this, or you can get with that
    I think you’ll get with this yes, for this is kinda fat”.

  8. tofu – How can you even jack off after seeing this? I jerked off like right after 9/11, but I think I’m going to wait an hour after this.

  9. We’re gonna need a bigger ship! Somebody get the Yushin Maru on the line!

  10. Gah!! I close my eyes but the vision is still there!!

  11. Here’s the real question: are they male or female?

  12. Well…uhm…(say something nice)…I guess there is someone out there for everyone?

  13. Are you fuckin’ kidding me? I bet them there sea creatures could unhinge their jaws and swallow a baby seal and you wouldn’t be able to tell.

  14. I would not hesitate in fucking either one of these manatees.

    I’d make the other sea cow watch and throw the remains of a KFC at us to encourage her to work up a sweat.

    Imamofo. Fucking the fat out of ladies one large aquatic sea mammal at a time.

  15. I was being serious. There’s a point where a person weighs so much, that their facial features become indistinguishable from male or female. Plus, tits are universal when you’re fat.

  16. Unfortunately at that size you’re going to have to insert some sort of probe to sex them, as any kind of genitalia is going to be covered by several layers of blubber. If you’re that serious dude, glove up and reach on in there. Be sure to let us know how it goes. 😀

  17. Well, at least they’d be easy to get away from.

  18. carlosspicyweiner

    At least their skin has a nice shine to it.

  19. Carlos, that’s the chicken grease left over from Imamofo’s little fiesta.

  20. Aw, it’s like the original KIA Soul commercial. Am I the only one who gets the wit and humor??

  21. Automatically though of overweight female Mario and Luigi.

  22. ok binks..2 “lack” means 2 not have..deviant was tryin 2 say dat there arent what u should b concerned w is ur “lack” of intelligence

  23. “You can get this” or “You can get that” or…”You can get Diabetes…”

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