Friday, October 11, 2013

Distraction Disaster

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    How do you strikethrough on facebook?
    I think this is fake.

  2. First again? You rule Steeever! Second.

  3. I love I love Stever, he is so funny!

  4. What a stupid post.

  5. I said frist you asswallet.

  6. If you keep getting hit by cars driven by old men staring at blonde girls with big boobs, it’s your own fault if you get raped!

  7. Stupidick, after the special cuddles with daddy, did you turn to a monetary or prostitution?

  8. ^monastery

  9. #6 I really hope that someday you find yourself vulnerable, and in a situation with someone who leaves your asshole/colon just absolutely peppered with bruises and fissures. That way every time you come up with one of your incredibly witty comments, you’ll have horrific flashback experiences to treasure.

  10. That was incredibly narrow-minded of Darryl to assume the hot blonde was a woman.

  11. That’s not a very nice thing to say, idle. I believe you should go feel ashamed for a while.

  12. StupidGerman, go tend to your bodyparts in the freezer. Oh, how’s the skin suit coming along?

  13. my boyfriends mom just got an awesome a year old Hyundai Accent Sedan only from working part-time off a macbook. more tips here,,, Fb39.COM

  14. Hey Lakeisha, I would rather punch myself in the dick 8 times than be seen in a Hyundai accent.

  15. #11 Shame is for people who regret what they’ve said or done. I assume you don’t possess any. Neither do I. Mostly because I don’t continuously make dumb jokes about rape. I believe you should go develop some empathy, or at the very least, start making offensive jokes that are actually funny.

  16. frankenstein: blonde = female, blond = male. It’s easy when you know how!

  17. Not forgetting Blondi = Hitler’s dog, Blondie = Debby Harry, Blondin = tightrope walker.

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