Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Drive Faster

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  1. WTF is wrong with the letter T in this post?

  2. Fake.

  3. “lftar”?

  4. Lftar is a fast-breaking meal enjoyed by the Islamic community, according to my files.

    Which means that the slow driver is fasting. I believe this is irony.

  5. Meat heads. Always have to make a point they were at the gym, even when it’s not relevant to the point.

  6. Your font can eat a big bowl of d*cks.

  7. I was just coming back from blastin’ my quads at the gym when I read this post. I didn’t find it too funny, but again I was just at the gym doin’ some mad reps, so I’m not too focused right now. I wonder if I worked out too much when I was at the gym — is it possible that I’m now “swoll,” like this guy?

  8. Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water… BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck how many reps the son of a bitch who shot you had just done?

  9. this guy probably has the dildo and lava lamp on his dresser

  10. Not a really good idea to workout while fasting; you need to replenish your body’s water supply since you’re sweating it all out…

  11. #10 It can also fuck your heart up.

  12. Okay who agrees with me that both are douche bags, and should be beaten with used tampons?

  13. It’s iftar, with an “i”. It’s Ramadan season right now.

  14. So what we’re saying is, is that this is a post by a ‘Five-Bow-A-Day-Man’ who at the end of it espouses a ‘Orange-Baldy-Bellringer-Bloke’ philosophy?!

    What’s next?! Christians stealing the whole concept for their Pity Sect from the Jews?! Not on my watch!

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