Wednesday, March 24, 2010


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  1. Ben.

  2. Bryans- LOL. Kyle was blowing you and Heather’s worried about graduating.

    Matt’s is a repeat from St. Patty’s Day, I think

  3. The last one is a repeat. =/

  4. if i was around bianca would be wondering what the crusty white stuff is on her cheek… a penis on the ankle is getting off easy

  5. The last one (the repeat) ended with Matt’s frowny face. It was my favorite part of it. If you’re going to repeat them, at least leave the best part intact!

    And whoever took the screenshot of Liz’s status? Why not take another screenshot in the morning, when Liz DOES see it, with a sober eye?

    So much wasted potential.

    BTW, did anyone else giggle, when they read “god damn woke up at ten with Kyle blowing me” before reading the rest? 🙂

  6. @Slim

    Your junk comes out crusty… you gotta get that checked.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Heather sounds like a bitch, Can’t the guy get blown by his friend in peace?

    and what’s with all these repeats lately?

  8. I’m pretty sure I read the last one…somewhere.

  9. They seem to be running low on lame..

    I liked these regardless.

  10. I don’t get what Bryan is on about. He got woken up with a blowjob by his friend Kyle and followed it up with a 2 hour handjob session??

  11. I read that first post with an entirely different understanding the first time through.

    What’s half a handle? Is it like a half rack?

  12. Repeats are lame. Took it off.

  13. i think heather might be his mom.

    oh, and bryan is frodo.

  14. A “handle” is the larger bottle of liquor. The term comes from the fact that the bigger bottles sometimes have handles on them, because they’re so heavy. I think they’re 1.5L or 1.75L.

    So they just drank a whole lot of alcohol… then gave each other handjobs.

  15. mcowles – I was wondering the same thing. My guess is they took the screenshot the night before in case she deleted it when she was sober. The fact that the drunk one is what was submitted means either she did delete it or the guy who took the screenshots wasn’t thinking far enough ahead (or she was just too embarrassed to post anything).

  16. ThinkingInPictures

    donismom – “blowing me up” is slang in some parts of this country (the US) for calling non-stop. So Kyle was actually calling Bryan because it’s his (Kyle’s) birthday. They have since downed half of roughly a half gallon, or handle, of some kind of liquor in 2 hours and don’t seem to be slowing down.

    That said, I’m more than a little shocked that Bryan hasn’t gotten a lot of flack from his friends for the way he worded that… 😉

  17. ThinkingInPictures

    @mcowles – Oops, you posted while I was typing. Yeah, a handle is the 1.75L bottle.

  18. Hrmmm… I had never heard the slang “blowing me up” used for calling. I was sure he woke up to a BJ. I was just confused because if it was Kyle’s birthday, seems like it should have gone the other way.

    Heather is probably mom, and probably funding his drunken stupor otherwise known as college.

  19. @ThinkingInPictures

    I had forgotten the “blowing me up” thing. Now that you mention it, that horrible phrase is coming back to me. At first I thought it meant Kyle started drinking while Bryan was asleep, but that wasn’t it at all!

  20. Woke up with Kyle blowing me….my brain stopped there, and I laughed hysterically.

  21. @ slimjayz:
    Isn’t that called assault?

  22. ol

  23. woah typing fail =|


  24. ^^!!!!^^

  25. Yay, the admins do read the comments!

  26. @malteaser

    You know you did that on purpose so that you would have an excuse to say something other than “lol”. I know people are clamoring for you to expand your responsive stylings (and you have been branching out), but I disagree. Be true to yourself. They will only hurt you.

  27. malteaser, don’t listen to Soup.
    The few extra words you’ve been throwing in of late are helping me get to know you.

  28. @ ametan
    isnt that called a joke/

    if she was awake during the receiving of said load on cheek then she wouldnt be asking who did it on facebook… so i am assuming she is crusty cum morning

  29. I’ll still stalk you Malteaser, typing fails or not, you’re awesome!

  30. haha a penis on an ankle? interesting spot.

  31. Gregory probably has some perverted foot fetish is all, and Bianca has some damned sexy feet. It was bound to happen!

  32. I noticed that earlier today Malteaser had included an exclamation point after his Lol. Downright chatty today! Must have got some last night, I’m guessing.

  33. @ametan, I don’t know about anywhere else, but here in Aus it’s called indecent assault.

    @slimjayz, it’s called a joke about indecent assault, which some people find, well, indecent.

    @malteaser, we love you.

  34. EmKittehs got the hump, methinks she’s woken up with said crust on her cheek before

  35. @donsimon

    How witty of you to suggest that perhaps I’ve been sexually abused. If I tell you you’re right, will that make you feel good? I wasn’t all that offended by slim’s little joke, although I can’t say I lol’d either. As for yours, well, suffice it to say that I’d prefer it if you hadn’t said that.

  36. I’ll look for Liz next time in the club. “Hi, I’m sum1 2 fuck”

  37. Wonder if malteaser was drunk. hmm… it’s not like them to slip up like that!

  38. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Fittingly malteaser fucked up on the drunkbooking post. Drunken lamebooking perchance? Now I know they are not copy pasting their invaluable input…

    No good can ever come of drunk facebooking or lamebooking, article 1- this comment.

  39. lol at everyone <3

  40. Who goes to an AA meeting for class?

  41. @ Milo: It could be a political science class, or possible sociology or law enforcement. I had to go to drug court for a poli sci class. It was very awkward.

  42. the following is merely a test.
    nothing to see here.

    I think they are strong and intelligent. And not at all brutal and corrupt.

    I mean, just look at the enviable lifestyles and prosperity enjoyed throughout Africa. And Haiti? Tell me that the administration there is just a straight-up success story?

  43. Haiti

  44. Africa corrupt Haiti black

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