Monday, April 5, 2010

Easter Wrap Up

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA today made me laugh out loud… oh jesus!

  2. Jesus was not a Bee Gee.

  3. HAhahahaha no.2 FTW!!

  4. Chris has risen!

  5. DCrearview…well maybe Jesus came back in the 70’s as a Bee Gee, BUT, the coke was so good, and the ‘tang was so flowin’ forgot why he came. Just sayin’ Makes as much sense a zombie savior the requires vampirism for eternal life.

  6. Alexander FTW.

  7. Vampirism? Because of the “blood and body of Christ” thing?

    A bit of a stretch…

    Just like Jesus … ummm, nevermind.

  8. hah, these statuses were actually pretty clever.

  9. Mykl42 – Speaking of “coming back”, how about you come back after you learn to put sentences together?

  10. Ha, I knew that Barry Gibb was the 2nd coming. I knew it! I told them but nobody would listen. Cuz nobody gets too much heaven no more. They all said it was cult.

  11. Tristan’s photo wins!

  12. lol

  13. The Barry Gibb thing is so obvious, but it still made me giggle.

    Tristan’s photo was taken from about 113 news sites from last week.

  14. I <3 Alexander and Cristina!
    Austin is a thief. Not original.
    If Jesus was, indeed, a Bee Gee, perhaps I'd be a believer.

  15. No no, if I’m a believer then I’m a Monkee, not a Bee Gee.

  16. @Douchetastice! LOL!!!!


  18. this is dumb. Chuck Norris is Jesus

  19. i would marry that chic in the last pic… think about it… she could weave a cup holder in her hair!!

  20. Zombie Jesus Day! Good job Austin.

  21. Oh Jesus

  22. I much prefer chocolate and rabbits over the whole religion aspect. Chocolate tastes much better than a 2000 year-old dead Jew on a stick.

  23. I’m 100% with slimjayz on this one. Woven beer holder in her hair? That’s multitasking at it’s best. 😉

  24. My status last year on Easter said, “Happy Zombie Jew Day!” aaaand my aunt promptly deleted me.

  25. My status last year on Easter said, “What do ancient Romans and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both loved the game Apples to Apples.”

    No one commented (nor deleted me) for it.

  26. @lamebookpro you are absolutely right, Chuck Norris was definitely Jesus. He never died on the cross though, just pretended he did, as Chuck Norris can’t die.

    @jukaswo so he can’t use that joke so he and his friends can laugh about it, it can only be an original joke. Psshh.

  27. @TheDon: Um, you missed the point. Sure, he can share it, but to “feature” his post on lamebook? “Psshh.”

  28. it’s good to know chris has risen. i assume she’s talking about chris brown of course. i would’ve never known if meghan hadn’t told me.

  29. Well you can tell by the I rise from the grave, I’m the Son of God, and I’m here to save.

    Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…

  30. @Vandelay I created an account just to say, you sir/madame, are a winner

  31. Christ on a cracker

    Yeah yeah I’ve “risen” … fucking whoo da dee. Let’s move on to Christmas quickly!

  32. CommentsAtLarge

    Barry Gibb = Bee Gee-sus

    That hairstyle takes a level of commitment not usually bestowed upon Easter. Kudos to you my good woman, today’s McDonalds is on Ronald (at least that is my best guess at what fast food place she’s in).

  33. Ah, Easter. The day we celebrate Jesus Christ’s wonderful and selfless sacrifice, dying on the cross to save mankind, fall to shit as he comes back to life three days later, meaning his heroism in suffering through death means absolutely sweet fuck-all

  34. @ 29, LOL!

  35. man, jesus was sexy! “you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a woman’s man, no time to talk…”

  36. So, pretty much the first thing I see on lamebook after my Easter break is Barry Gibb.

    And all I can say to that is why don’t more guys wear their hair like Barry, circa Saturday night fever?

    They’d all get luckier with me if they did.

  37. I don’t care what anybody says, but Easter Basket Hair is pure win.

  38. JesusOnADinosaur

    Austin, you lame ass. You stole that from Kris.

  39. @29 😀

  40. -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  41. @elixabeth – the “you” you’re talking to is not here. Go and annoy people somewhere else.

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