Meghan, they assume that because the bible never mentions his being married, so since nookie without marriage is supposed to be a sin, Jesus couldn’t have gotten laid.
I don’t know many unmarried orthodox Jewish men in their 30s today. The notion of one remaining unmarried into their 30s 2000 years ago seems implausible too.
And for the record; the Bible doesn’t say that Mary was a virgin either. If she and Joeseph hadn’t been getting jiggy, he is unlikely to have been willing to marry her when she revealed that she was pregnant. He’d have disowned her immediately if he thought she had had sex with someone else. The ‘Immaculate Conception’ refers to when Mary was concieved free of Original Sin, not when Jesus was concieved.
Haha i liked the moma one 😀
OMG FIRST HURR DURR
MARY may have been a virgin, but eyewitness accounts clearly state that jesus got nailed three times by roman soldiers.
Derp OMG NOPE DURR HURRHURRHURR
pyrodice – L O M-Fing L!
The Google one kicks ass!
I’m not religious, and I’m not saying it’s not possible, but why would they assume that Jesus, assuming he was real, died a virgin?
Meghan, they assume that because the bible never mentions his being married, so since nookie without marriage is supposed to be a sin, Jesus couldn’t have gotten laid.
these were so fucking lame. especially the google+ shit.
I’m trying to keep this fart in so by the end of the work day I release it and it will be huge.
^and your boss wouldn’t appreciate having semen splattered all over the work area….
STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
^damnit STEEEEVEEEERRR I’ve had enough of your wild allegations, prepare to be thrashed!
^please dont fart on me……………
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tell me again how you have to have sex to come? I’m sure even if the zombie jew lord died a virgin, he probably had some wet dreams as a boy.
I don’t know many unmarried orthodox Jewish men in their 30s today. The notion of one remaining unmarried into their 30s 2000 years ago seems implausible too.
And for the record; the Bible doesn’t say that Mary was a virgin either. If she and Joeseph hadn’t been getting jiggy, he is unlikely to have been willing to marry her when she revealed that she was pregnant. He’d have disowned her immediately if he thought she had had sex with someone else. The ‘Immaculate Conception’ refers to when Mary was concieved free of Original Sin, not when Jesus was concieved.
Religion sucks. It sucks it sucks it suuuuuuccccckkkkkssssssss. And we’re never gonna score!
I certainly agree, Hawkbit. Now, where is Keona? That bitch is not on her corner where she is supposed to be! dammit!
I’m over on a new corner. I found that I get more business over here than the other one. Your money will be coming soon, master Pimps.
Racism, religion and name stealing. Nice job lamebookers, I might stick around.