Thursday, April 14, 2011


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  1. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Wanking jokes about money shots, awesome Lamebook!

  2. there should be some sort of filter on what makes it through. Jokes by 13 year olds shouldn’t meet the standard.

  3. Do Victor and Bryan think they’re making fun of Justin? Because as I read it, they’re the ones saying they might enjoy having a man ejaculate on their faces.

  4. And are Brian and Bryan the same person? or is this a threesome of people who would enjoy that?

  5. Ironically, sperm is supposed to be great for your skin.

  6. ifitwerentformyhorse

    It’s probably how they invented facials. But yeah, Brian/Bryan and Victor don’t realize the joke is really on them.

  7. the last line saved this one.

  8. Manpaste is very good for the skin…and the vaginal wall… and eyes…and hedgehogs.

  9. Hedgehogs?
    Do share

  10. @Imamofo But, the reverse not so much…

  11. That’s not funny. My father was once killed by a facial. True story. The year was 1993. Saved By The Bell was the best show on the Zenith tube, but it caused a lot of people to self-examine their looks. My father just wanted to look his best in his high-top pumps so he could be the next Mark Paul Gosselaar or Lark Voorhies. He decided to change his name to Stim Vancoovhor and get a facial to match the new name. It was snowing, as it oft will in Spring, here in southern Louisiana. His rocket skis malfunctioned down the mountain on his way to Macy’s and he ran into Sonny Bono, fracturing all his femurs and phalanges. When he saw his disfigured body that night he took an entire bottle of Vitamin C and became so immune he died. Sad site. To this day I still can’t handle the Emergen-C ballerina with her stories about putting on 10 shows a week.

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