Monday, January 18, 2010

Failed Examination

previous post: Further Complications



  1. Lol, slimj, this ain’t a class reunion. It’s the Internet. Nobody cares about your accomplishments. Sorry dude. Good luck.

  2. lol… Well said poopaloop… Never thought I’d be telling someone going by the name poopaloop that, but there you go… You said it well BRO

  3. Noone cares about your accomplishments at a class reunion either… In truth your mom and maybe your spouse are about it… The rest just nod and wait until its their turn to say what they accomplished… Or to make a funny on what your accomplishments are, like you just did to me… I just love to argue… And someone questioned my mental and physical health so I defended it… If you got a problem with that… Well there isnt anything I can really do since I dont know who you are so I will make a general statement in an attempt to sound cool… So if you got a problem with that then you can lick my hairy ass crack

  4. I don’t have a problem with that πŸ™‚

  5. @mistaphill

    I don’t think that she had her teacher on her friends list — I think that she posted on Mark’s wall and then Cameron, who is Mark’s friend, commented on her post.

  6. Slimjayz..if you were ok with yourself you wouldn’t have to defend anything.

  7. Y’know, these comments are more enjoyable than the original post! Although I have to say, if he is her teacher…that is pretty funny stuff!

  8. these comments are HILARIOUS.

    January 18th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    You’re in America, speak English, not British, tard.”

    was my personal highlight

    Jesus fuck, give yourselves a stress-induced heart attack over nothing much?

  10. Also, jennifferrrrr is racist.

  11. I am definitely under the impression that Stephanie lied about her age and Mark was under the impression that she was graduated from high school at the very least. There is always the possibility, too, that Cameron is just a student teacher which would make his use of the word “bro” mildly more acceptable and the entire situation a teensy bit less creepy.

  12. @slimjayz & Penny Lane:

    Get a room.

  13. Can people please stop ruining this entry please?
    best case scenario;

    Mark and Cameron (Mr R) are in their late 40’s. Mark thinks he has picked up some hot college chick and didnt realise she was a senior in high school, probably because she was lying to him! (taken from ‘Cameron, are you being serious?) However, too late for Mark who has already bragged to all his friends (including jessica).

    Stephanie is in love, probably because Mark is her sugar daddy and buys her heaps of cool things, so she is pissed at Mr R for ratting her out.

    Mr R is a little bit of a prick so ends with the ‘good luck in your test tomorrow’ as a bit of a jab that he is in the power position, being her teacher.

    oh and social studies is like a combination of history, economics, geography and political & legal studies. at least at my school it was!
    australians FTW

  14. I don’t get why Mark has a problem…

    She’s 17-18 and he could be upto say 40, so he’s scored with a hot chick who’s recently legal. That’s a good thing isn’t it??

    Unless she’s a fat minger, in which case it kind of makes sense…

  15. Lol slim πŸ™‚
    I’m British, be careful or I’ll bite you with my terribad teeth!

  16. I think the British are just as ignorant and/or obese as the Americans tbh.

    Oh, and Penny Lane and Slimjayz, obviously neither of you have a clue what Aspergers Syndrome actually is.

  17. this post really isnt hard to figure out. and as for american / english debate fuck you stereotypes

    and as for the guy who said ‘bellend’ was funny and was pitying the use of it, its the same with ‘moron’ in england.


    awww yeaaaaaa

    p.s. i only read like 20 comments cos i got bored

  18. @slimjayz

    ahahahahahah to most/all your posts

  19. This is further reason for a student never to be Facebook friends with her teachers at least until she’s graduated.

    @Trees: Yeah, I read the first few comments and rolled my eyes, too

  20. Cameron’s a passive-aggressive, cock-blocking douche who secretly wants to fuck his own student.

  21. I am still LOLing about exo.. concur babyturd.. in fact let’s look at it again just for shits and giggles.

    January 18th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    You’re in America, speak English, not British, tard.”

    AH HA HA HA HA. EPIC FAIL. This alone deserves its own page what a donkey.

    oh and HEEEY mcowels πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

  22. Wow, an American vs British argument? That should be on Lamebook… also, Shut The Fuck Up Because It’s The Shittest Argument Ever And You’re All Idiots… Book.

    Anyway, when I first read this, I for some reason assumed that Cameron was Mark’s older brother, and that Mark was pretty young, while Stephanie was a senior. Maybe it’s just because I’m not used to using the word bro to a friend. But I guess the other way makes more sense. Love this one though, especially the last line.

  23. They should make a site just for all the lame comments on lamebook. it would be filled to capacity is days.

    you guys insulting these people is like the pot calling the kettle black.

  24. @kookyknut

    Rather get a room with Sarah than pennylane… She bites πŸ˜‰

  25. I do!

  26. jennifferrrrr is right!

    Mark is dating Stephanie.
    Mark is friends with Cameron.
    Cameron is a teacher, and Stephanie IS his student.

    I know this as fact because I am related to Mark and there is more to that thread than what was posted.

  27. Bahaha. Thanks, Lilac. πŸ˜‰

  28. please screenshot lilac!!

  29. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! Coming again to save the motherfucking day YEAH!!

    Internet!! (fuck yeah!) Power!! (fuck yeah!) Best in the World!! (fuck yeah!!!)

  30. jenniferrrrrrr is a dooshbag fr a number of reasons

    being a know it all at the start
    having a completely irrational reaction to another person’s comment
    and probably posted this in the first place and was sad enough to wait around for comments to appear likes she’s clued up when in fat comes across as a looooooser

    america…fuck yeah!!!

  31. Busbeta, it sounds like you need to get laid, let out some of that angst. πŸ™‚

  32. @pennylane I agree with you about almost everything in your post (especially the bit about engineers being arrogant and deluded.) But you clearly don’t have a clue what asperger’s syndrome is. If @slimjayz had asperger’s he would be socially awkward never want to draw attention to himself by being so obnoxious.

  33. @slimjayz noone questioned your mental or physical health. Asperger’s is not a mental illness and it does not effect ones body in anyway. It is a syndrome that causes one to be awkward or unsure how to behave appropriately in most sociall situations. It can also cause one to obsess over certain things. for example My cousin who has asperger’s is obsessed with movies and rock music. and my other cousin with asperger’s is obsessed with electronics.

  34. @pennylane, way to be incredibly offensive. you pride yourself by marrying someone unlike slimjayz, yet “diagnose” him with asperger’s because you dislike the way he acts or think he’s immature. that’s not what asperger’s is. it is not an obsession disorder, and unlike what most people think, it’s not an excuse for people to act like assholes. it’s autism, which is a spectrum disorder. asperger’s is just a mild form of it, and technically, would be considered a mental illness. my brother has it, and even he would realize your statements made you look like an inconsiderate hypocrite.

    but thanks for playing!

  35. Penny, is your limited ability to function in a social setting due in part to home-schooling your child, thus making it difficult for you to develop appropriate and normal relationships with peers IRL?

  36. @Busbeta

    if i was you i really wouldnt be promoting the states at this point, in case you have been living under a rock -or more likely with your head shoved up your ass- you would find it interesting to know that your country is gone to shit.

    You first all got fucked over by Bush (who many of you stupid fuckers voted for in the first place) and i dont think i need to say much more because of what a wonderfull job he has done with iraq, next you got in Obama, who i have nothing against, but lets not forget the fact that he de-humanized criminals just so he could move them.

    Last time i checked de-humanizing someone is not something to be proud of.

    Now for you Slimfuck, i dont give a shit if your studying to become an engineer, your fucked anyway, any damn place would hire a women over you who has the same qualifications because they know they can pay her less, also going to school in the states is nothing to particularly brag about aside from the title of your degree.

    your school arent about the marks as much as they are about the money, also most of the students at the more prestigious schools anyway are assholes who will do anything to stay ahead of their classmates.

    Now for Chrissy the stupid fucker who made the comment about Amy Winehouse.

    get a new fucking comeback. the beatles fucking came from england and they are more influencial than any fucking american band could ever hope to be. Also even with all the stupid things amy has done, none of it compares to the crap that comes out of Britney Spears fat mouth.

    as for what ever dumb ass one of you americans decided to ask if there was internet outside of your country. i am almost dumbfounded by the stupidity of that comment. Have you NEVER wonderd where the websites ending with “.ca” or “.uk” were for?

    As for the rest of the americans on this site, Im sure your not all over weight and hell some of you are probably pretty fucking smart, these insults were meant soley for the fuckers who cant find in withen themselves to say something of intellegence.

    cheers from CANADA

  37. Fuck yes vallium….someone had to say it.

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