When I watch porn I like to imagine myself in it… with girl on girl where would I be? I want the gals to 69 while i keep switching sides fkn them… or one on my face and one on my bad bad… now thats what I’m talking about
And true, Sensible, about the flavour thing, and I kinda wish sometimes you boys tasted like chocolate, but then if that were the case, I’d have to hurry your ass off to the Urologist as well.
OK so the kid discovered early (dunno his age but must be early cuz he’s still too dumb to kill the page history and cache like most normal 12 yr olds) that he’s gay or just likes gay porn, big deal? I am a straight female (I suppose I could so bi-curious but it seems to offend people…I would seriously consider being with a girl, just never had the opportunity, so as I’ve only been with guys I still say straight until I am positive…ANYWAY) but I hate most straight porn because most guys in porn are FUUUUGLYYYY!!! Their faces are, anyway, and the hairy-legged ones. I prefer lesbian porn, the girls are almost always really cute – and NOT hairy – and I think they do a better job at pleasing the other girls than the obnoxious males. LOL
The posts following that are way creepier to me haha!
@shelmarie my wife is always wanting to find someone to “try” things out with. If you live anywhere close to Arkansas(and no she is not a toothless hick…she is from Cincinnati.)
I agree IVB, Mackenzie really knows how to give a kid a complex.
I never considered you can watch gay porn and not be gay though, until I caught a gnarly video of men disappearing unorthodox appendages up other’s colons. It’s actually hilarious viewing and sheds a new light on the limits of the human body.
“5 easy ways to fuck a straight guy” This sounds like a drink spiking instructional video.
@Milo – Aye, that I know. I makes it all the more amusing for me, since people think I’m making it up and I’m amused by wordplay in general (I get my grins where I can). Ick and plague are both real, but I’ve never met anyone who had either of them.
@shelmarie – I loove lesbian porn.. and i’ve kissed a couple of girls before i really enjoy it… but i’ve never really done anything beyond that with any girl…. and i’ll admit i’ll never stray too far from the D!{k, i’m very very curious… i’m still waiting on my good female friend to fly down and “eat teh oreo” as we like too call it. hahahahha you know.. cuz you eat the insides first tehn nibble on the outside….
Dude, you just don’t know. I’d send you home limping.
where’s your sense of adventure slim?
When I watch porn I like to imagine myself in it… with girl on girl where would I be? I want the gals to 69 while i keep switching sides fkn them… or one on my face and one on my bad bad… now thats what I’m talking about
limping huh… id give ya the penguin!
Add some skittles to the equation and I’m so in.
LOL! I don’t know that I would have the heart to walk away from a man on the verge though. It would take some serious effort…
Come on over ee, I’ll have the skittles ready and waiting.
Tempting Anna, but I’ll have to put all of that on hold. Reality calls in the form of a 3 year old. I’ll take a rain check! Hang on to those skittles!
No problem ee. Well slim, looks like it’s just you and me. 😉
this is why i don’t add family on facebook.
Well if you gals are wearing the pink and red, what other colours are in the rainbow left for me to wear… none of them match my skin tone.
And true, Sensible, about the flavour thing, and I kinda wish sometimes you boys tasted like chocolate, but then if that were the case, I’d have to hurry your ass off to the Urologist as well.
Why does everyone bite the head off first?
Come again, Soup?
Chocolate bunnies translated to chocolate dicks. That fucker might rise again, but it’s going to take longer than 3 days.
<3 Kenneth.
Ahh, Soup does have a way with words, doesn't he?
lol
OK so the kid discovered early (dunno his age but must be early cuz he’s still too dumb to kill the page history and cache like most normal 12 yr olds) that he’s gay or just likes gay porn, big deal? I am a straight female (I suppose I could so bi-curious but it seems to offend people…I would seriously consider being with a girl, just never had the opportunity, so as I’ve only been with guys I still say straight until I am positive…ANYWAY) but I hate most straight porn because most guys in porn are FUUUUGLYYYY!!! Their faces are, anyway, and the hairy-legged ones. I prefer lesbian porn, the girls are almost always really cute – and NOT hairy – and I think they do a better job at pleasing the other girls than the obnoxious males. LOL
The posts following that are way creepier to me haha!
Shelmarie , i think i want to meet you !
wow, not nice to out the little brother before he even knows he is gay himself
loving Aaron btw , he gets a threesome and compliments and is still being a huge asshole about it.
@shelmarie my wife is always wanting to find someone to “try” things out with. If you live anywhere close to Arkansas(and no she is not a toothless hick…she is from Cincinnati.)
I agree IVB, Mackenzie really knows how to give a kid a complex.
I never considered you can watch gay porn and not be gay though, until I caught a gnarly video of men disappearing unorthodox appendages up other’s colons. It’s actually hilarious viewing and sheds a new light on the limits of the human body.
“5 easy ways to fuck a straight guy” This sounds like a drink spiking instructional video.
@Anna – ick is a real disease, though the only way humans get it is from infected (living) fish…
yeah, it looks like there’s been white-out over the “ch… ever”
What the hell is Matt up to?
“If you don’t behave, I’m gonna put you up a horse’s ass!”
new item for the busy working parent – Tote-A-Tot!
@shelmarie87
Another straight woman who loves lesbian porn here. Men ruin porn.
correction….possibly straight…possibly bi-curious
@hazydream99
Who are you correcting? Not me, I hope. I know what I am
@Milo – Aye, that I know. I makes it all the more amusing for me, since people think I’m making it up and I’m amused by wordplay in general (I get my grins where I can). Ick and plague are both real, but I’ve never met anyone who had either of them.
@shelmarie – I loove lesbian porn.. and i’ve kissed a couple of girls before i really enjoy it… but i’ve never really done anything beyond that with any girl…. and i’ll admit i’ll never stray too far from the D!{k, i’m very very curious… i’m still waiting on my good female friend to fly down and “eat teh oreo” as we like too call it. hahahahha you know.. cuz you eat the insides first tehn nibble on the outside….
Oh, pouty_lips, you’re a harsh attention whore :’]