Agreed,first one is most definitely fake. Someone tried too hard to make the story sensational and ended up making it sound immature, and very obviously written by a teen.
Please let’s not let lamebook become another FML….
I’m guessing the second one is fake too. No father is so far under the rock that he doesn’t know what a dildo is, unless he’s Amish, in which case (a) his daughter wouldn’t show him hers, and (b) she probably wouldn’t have a Facebook either.
I certainly hope the first one is fake, because otherwise Sarah is too moronic for words, and Jamie is an overreacting b!tch.
I don’t think it is beyond the realm of possibility that the dad might not know what a dildo was, though. Perhaps he was raised very conservatively.
First Dildo of the day.
Gizelle in my pants
First one’s fake.
STTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
@commish
Agreed,first one is most definitely fake. Someone tried too hard to make the story sensational and ended up making it sound immature, and very obviously written by a teen.
Please let’s not let lamebook become another FML….
I’m guessing the second one is fake too. No father is so far under the rock that he doesn’t know what a dildo is, unless he’s Amish, in which case (a) his daughter wouldn’t show him hers, and (b) she probably wouldn’t have a Facebook either.
Plus, (c)they wouldn’t be in a car.
That too.
Oh. My . God. Get the fuck off my lamebook, you oxygen stealing, monkey-ball sucking, shitsticks.
Ha! PA is so topical 😛
I certainly hope the first one is fake, because otherwise Sarah is too moronic for words, and Jamie is an overreacting b!tch.
I don’t think it is beyond the realm of possibility that the dad might not know what a dildo was, though. Perhaps he was raised very conservatively.