Monday, January 3, 2011

Finding A Fan

previous post: New Year, New Problems



  1. Holy shit.

  2. OMG! Lumiere is dead?!

  3. i would think that every day is a bad day for fans of avenged sevenfold. imagine waking up every morning to find that you’re a suburban whore with horrible black clothes, awful tattoos and fat pale thighs that chafe against each other when you walk.

    here’s hoping joe made it back home safe though.

  4. Wow, I did not know Jerry Orbach was dead. That’s upsetting.

  5. I remember the episode of Law & Order that announced his death.

  6. You could say Elin’s comment was…

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Almost Easy.


  7. I bet lauren just wants to “scream”, she’s really living through a “nightmare”!

  8. And it your head it should have remained Elin.

    On a side note, hope Joe’s alright.

  9. avenged sevenfold is so stupid

  10. so did they find Joe!??
    WTF! i hate cliff hangers!!!!!!!!

  11. Though I knew it was a extreme long shot, I actually looked this one up because a few days back my friends and I encountered a very disoriented and confused person who we think had been mugged. He said his name was Joe, and that he was trying to get to a bus. (We got him to the Greyhound station, that’s the last we saw of him.)

    I knew the odds were about 5,000,000 to 1 that this post would be about the same Joe, and naturally it wasn’t.

    This Joe is from the UK and is still missing, but he’s presumed dead because he called someone just before his disappearance and said he was going to leap off a bridge. 🙁

  12. vaginalroundhouse

    Haha fat chicks who like Avenge Sevenfold.

  13. Hey, I don’t know you or anything, Just thought I would add some crazy conspiracy theories to your traumatic loss.

  14. MsBuzzkillington

    I didn’t know a member of a7x died. Where the heck have I been? I like their music too. Guess I am not a real fan.

    Also, some people take things… like the death of their favorite musician, very seriously. The fact that she thought that Joe may have done something drastic because it was on the anniversary of a death, isn’t that far fetched. Elin’s friends are jack wagons, seriously.

  15. Law & Order has never been the same since Lumiere died.

  16. msbuzzkillington – there’s nothing wrong with being morbidly obese in the privacy of your own home, but there is really no need to flaunt it in a public forum. the same applies to the pair of fatties above in #6 and #7 who were presumably referring to avenged sevenfold lyrics or song titles. have you no shame? at least juggalos have the decency to wear masks.

  17. so after Jan. 15th if they don’t find Joe they’re just going to be like “ahhh fuck it, at least we tried”? ahaha

  18. Once some lady jumped off a bridge and her body floated down stream where my son and his friends found her and poked her with a stick to see if she was real. I wonder if it’s connected.

    Hopefully Joe just took a break and will be back to his family soon.

  19. PS…. LMAO @ jackwagon!!!!!! I love that commerical it’s my new pet name for my husband!!!!

  20. @SCD

    Look up the group “Help us find Joe Sjoberg” and make sure that isn’t the man you helped.

  21. I think i’ve seen Joe!!….

    Oh this fella is wearing a BLACK checked shirt, jeans and BLUE shoes, he IS dead though, so you can see how I’d get them both confused.

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