Tuesday, February 21, 2012

From Behind

previous post: Classock



  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    He doesn’t hate coming from behind, he just hates other guys coming from behind other guys.

  2. Codename Dutchess

    Fuck you, Alanis Morissette. This isn’t irony.

  3. I’m guessing it has to do with an election, but no Annie, I will not google it.

  4. googling ‘santorum’ is ALWAYS an enjoyable experience.

  5. Definitely not ironic. Definitely co-incidental. Definitely funny.

    Although, if you do google “santorum”, that is ironic. (Since it’s the opposite of his beliefs etc… just to clear it up).

    Also, he’s a giant dog fucker – although maybe he doesn’t limit himself to giant dogs.

  6. It’s a truly wonderful thing to stop and wonder what it means for the future of the US if that homophobic prick does somehow beat the fat, sexaholic crazy prick (gingrich) and the greedy corporate-raider prick (mittens) and goes all the way to POTUS.

    can you imagine the superhappyfuntimes golden age that must surely follow?

  7. Codename Dutchess

    MsAnne-I wouldn’t worry/spend too much time thinking about that because it will never happen. The people these guys pander to are vocal but ultimately there are only so many bigoted, white, religiously institutionalized votes they can pick up.

    I mean sweet Christ, Mittens thinks corporations are people, Sanatorium thinks that scientists are inventing global warming to profit from it, and Newt was tarred/feathered by his own party for being a lying sack of shit. Ron Paul is a crazy old coot but he probably has the most realistic shot and defeating Obama (which is to say his chances are non existent.)

    Anyway, I saw a headline that said “Santorum blasts Obama at Cummings rally.” That shit made me LOL.

  8. Once Israel nukes Tehran, all bets are off.

  9. Where’s my “Don’t euthanize me” bracelet…

  10. Global warming is a myth. The Earth just heats and cools itself in cycles spanning hundreds to thousands of years.

    Taxing us for it is the most retarded thing I’ve heard come out of a politician’s mouth.

  11. ^ I beg to differ. Taxing us for it is brilliant, because so far, it’s working like a charm.

  12. I have no problem with a carbon tax. I just wish they’d call it what it really is – a pollution tax. It is primarily a measure to make evil corporate fuckers think twice before fouling up our air and water.
    How can you be against that?

  13. Bradles, you are such an idiot. Of course the Earth does that; we are currently due for a COOLING trend back towards glaciation. But, I don’t want to reduce a complex problem like this to a snippy sound bite. That would make me sound stupid.

  14. You agree with me, yet I’m the idiot. Hmmm…

  15. Bradles u fucking republican sack of shit ( I’m assuming) fuck you, u only hate Obama cus he’s black

  16. That’s a pretty big leap there, maybecakes.

  17. I wouldn’t say I’m a republican, I kinda like having the monarch around now that Kate is strutting her stuff.

    As for Obama, he seems like a pretty cool president, although I couldn’t give half a fuck due to the fact that I’m not a yank. You democrat piece of shit.

  18. Codename Dutchess

    Bradles–it you’re not a Yank and you’re not a Dem your opinion means jack shit. Obama is a good President consider what the House of Reps has left him. In short: Dems are assholes while Repubs are gaping assholes full of shit stained cum juice.

  19. Oh no!!! Don’t crush your crumpets now, as for Kate ,I’d like to extend my transatlantic cable to her.if u know what i mean.

  20. While that pack of muppets bash each other’s heads in, Barack is enjoying the show, like it or not, he’s not going anywhere. If I am wrong, I’m moving to Austria. I heart kangaroos.

  21. Dutchy- I said I liked him, but yes, my opinion on the race for president makes no difference.

    Maybe- wrong again, but your knowledge of England is profound, for an American.

  22. I’m not American, and you’re not Irish?

  23. Maybecakes was just trying to incite some race hate, that’s all. No one else caught that?

  24. Holy fuck. Just wait until Jesus returns. 2012-12-21 bitches.

  25. Global warming has occurred over the past few decades, both as measured by average temperatures and by things like the recession of sea ice and glaciers.
    I don’t like Obama, but at least he’s not as bad as the GOP alternatives. I wish we had a true bleeding-heart environmentalist to vote for though.

  26. I thought maybecakes was talking about his cock, beatus?

  27. for a precise & concise reading on what your average flo & joe dicksuck think they know about Global Warming™®, as opposed to where the current empirical data actually is, wiki up the phrase ‘Hockey stick controversy’.

    look – you learned something relevant today. you can stop thinking now.

  28. As much as Santorum rails against the gays, I’m pretty sure he’s in the closet himself. So maybe coming from behind isn’t all that new to him.

  29. Homophobia is gay!

  30. I find it ironic that Stephen Colbert said this exact same thing on his show a few days ago. : /

  31. I like to think of the American elections as a bit like being in a PE class at the Spastic Mong Retard School for Underachievers and having to choose who to have on your football team…

    hmmm do I choose the guy who’s only got one leg and keeps touching himself or that fellow with cross eyes and spunk on his shorts?…

    I don’t want either of them but one of the brain dead cunts has got to do it.

  32. Codename – he thinks they’re corporations because commercial law states a corporation has the same rights as an entity as a human being. Hence the shitty state of big companies. The corporations main aim to make the shareholders money – they have no legal obligation to social responsibility, for example.

    Well, maybe they do now, as recently as a few years ago however there was no legal grounds to make a company behave responsibly. Money for the shareholders, that’s the ticket.

  33. And Cheesus – perfect way of putting it 🙂

  34. I’m going to steal that. And there is NOTHING you can do to stop me.

  35. Stealing lines from me is a bit like fisting your own arsehole… You’ll come across as punchy at first but ultimately you’ll be left feeling unsatisfied… and unable to sit.

  36. ^that’s just your negative experience with self-fisting. Don’t project your baggage onto me.

    I stole the fucking thing already.

  37. @MsAnne, I was referring to comment #15, not #19.

  38. @Bradles Exhibit A

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