Friday, May 13, 2011

Gettin’ Told is Cold!

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  1. Tsk tsk Jim, now you know John Adams said that! Don’t be giving MLK Jr. credit.

  2. hah i said the same thing on my facebook status a while back


  4. I’ll never understand why viral status updates make it onto Lamebook. Hundreds, if not thousands, of people had that MLK “quote” as their status for like a week running. It was old then, but even older now, over a week later, to suddenly see it featured. Although I do suppose posting it lives up to the “lame” part of “Lamebook.”

  5. Hahaha “Cold as balls kid”

  6. Steve should’ve run Sesamo Street. Fo’ realz.

  7. Well, Douche, thing is I’ve never seen that. Maybe because my contacts don’t answer to such idiotic ‘click me’ stupid viral statuses or maybe because we tend to just post a big FUCK YOU everytime one of those appear in Most Recent.

  8. CommentsAtLarge

    In my head, Steve’s post was read by Dave Chappelle as Rick James (bitch).

  9. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  10. iamamofoisanunfunnytroll

    #4 You have DOUCHE on your username,i rest my case. And oh,maybe i’ll have to say this again “IF YOU DON’T FIND THIS SITE FUNNY,THEN FUCKING LEAVE AND STOP BITCHING”. kthxbai

  11. Children, children, there is a perfectly simple solution to this problem. From now on, douchetastic will no longer read the Lamebook entries, and iamamofoisanunfunnytroll will no longer read the comments. There, settled.

  12. Man, I’m glad I finally got rid of those two dickheads.

  13. iamamofoisanunfunnytroll

    You gotta love my username Walter lol. And from now on Walter won’t comment to trolls trolling trolls. There you go Lamebook,you just get rid of 3 dickheads. Everyone’s happy now.

  14. Am I the only one who is annoyed with the whole “see who views your profile” thing? There’s a difference between looking at someone’s profile and “stalking” them. I don’t understand why people flatter themselves that if someone looks at their profile every now and then it must mean that they are obsessed with them.
    Rant complete.

  15. It bothers me when people overuse ellipses in their statuses. They should at least make an attempt to use decent grammar.

  16. I’m not happy now.

  17. @ramennoodles1 There is only room for one noodle on lamebook so your going to have to leave… Sorry

  18. What I’d like to know is, how did Steve post all that stuff in the same minute unless it was all just copy/paste? Which would be a bit weird too…

  19. @18 Obviously Steve copy and pasted it not knowing that he could hit the read more button to expand his whole story into one screen for when he submitted his reply to lamebook.

  20. Lamebook commenters FTW

  21. etownegeatgmaildotcom

    add me on facebook!

  22. To whom it may concern

    It has come to my attention that certain commenters contribute either a) nothing of any note to the commenting section or b) are so painfully unfunny that my eyes bleed in anger.

    Could you please rectify this situation forthwith.

    Much Love

  23. ^^^ I just hope some of you get the irony or I’m gonna kill some squirrels.

  24. comparethemeerkat

    The only person who is consistently funny on LB is Stever. I’ve read it hundreds of times but it still makes me laugh.
    The say ‘variety is the spice of life’, but Stever is the tomato/coconut milk base.

  25. Now Walter was funny and made it worthwhile. In this thread anyway.

  26. I think I love Jim. I just wish everyone could read that message and actually learn from it.

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