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Friday, June 7, 2013

Give Dad a Hand

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1. Jericholic June 7th, 2013 at 12:24 pm

   Oh Maffew…

2. beatusmongous June 7th, 2013 at 12:33 pm

   Franks and beans! Franks and beans!

3. Fat Tire June 7th, 2013 at 1:00 pm

   Why not just pretend you got an emergency via text message and not bother your kids with your post-divorce love life?

4. Carib June 7th, 2013 at 1:14 pm

   Dad’s sense of humour isn’t that great enough to get him through this date.

5. kid zombie June 7th, 2013 at 2:55 pm

   Yes, call him again with the more plausible emergency and tell him it was you, not Matthew.

6. Zatknis June 7th, 2013 at 2:57 pm

   OP, maybe you should, ya dumbass.

7. velocirrober June 7th, 2013 at 3:10 pm

   Dad could have faked explosive diarrhea… If that didn’t fly, then faking erectile dysfunction would have done it. E.D. is the answer for everything.

8. GaryBurrows June 8th, 2013 at 4:33 am

   my best friend’s mom makes $81 hourly on the computer. She has been unemployed for 7 months but last month her pay check was $21958 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this web site… can99.com

9. big boss man June 8th, 2013 at 9:45 am

   Congratulations, Velocirrober. You managed to make a comment less funny than GaryBurrows.

10. Paranoid Android72 June 8th, 2013 at 10:33 am

    I got my dick stuck in a blender, her name was Glenda and that was the enda….
    that.
    Yeah, I know, wtf kind of job is a blender. Pfft.

11. Friendzone June 9th, 2013 at 2:50 am

    #7 Oh no there’s a burglar in my house better go wave my floppy at him. You know that might actually work.

12. velocirrober June 9th, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Eh… Big boss… Can’t win them all.

13. frankenstein June 10th, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Serves him right for using such an immature, transparent, bullshit excuse.

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