Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Hardware Malfunction

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  1. Is this what first feels like? Whoa

  2. Damn you, Toodles!! I registered just to post that first.

    Anyway, Bethany FTultimateW!!

  3. Dan? Dan Fargis? where are you? this post is just for you.

  4. YAY!!! i’m proud to say i’m number 4!!!! and my favorite position too!! yay!!! where is soup and word and hobo!??!! i need you guys!

  5. Walter Sobchak

    Those whores could do worse than having a boyfriend with a job and a penis. My poor lovely lady is married to a old jobless layabout. And she has to get her sexual gratification from a small dildo. Or, sometimes when our grandson visits he forgets his mobile phone. And I’ll tuck it in Agnes’ undies and give it a ring for a couple hours. Nobody ever tells you young ones how when blood stops going through your body parts things can shrivel up and they stop getting oxygen and they turn purple then after another five or ten years they can go brown then black then just fall off.

  6. Wow….so much there Walter I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start with why are you putting a mobile into a married ladies panties then ringing it? Don’t you have anything better to put in there? 😉

  7. This USB device can perform faster if you connect it to a Hi-Speed USB 2.0 port.

  8. Walter Sobchak

    No I don’t. Did you stop reading after the phone part?

  9. I think I blocked that part out. But you know vibrators work a lot better than phones….and they’re the right shape

  10. Walter Sobchak

    I’m on a pension. I can’t afford those fancy newfangled contraptions like vibrators. Actually, we can’t afford a dildo either. We always have a salad for our family Sunday dinner with the kids and grandkids. Agnes just buys the cucumber on Monday and keeps it in the bedroom until Sunday.

  11. Hmmm do you use an electric toothbrush?

  12. Or you can get battery powered ones for about £6

  13. Walter Sobchak

    Like a toothbrush you plug into the wall? Nah, never heard of that.

  14. Walter Sobchak

    Hmm, I think I know where you’re going with this. Agnes’ birthday is coming soon. How much is 6 lbs in Aussie dollars?

  15. ThatsNotPoetry

    I’m loling at souldancer taking this seriously.

  16. That was so hot, Walter.

  17. bollywood_rocks83

    Y’know, I know I can always count on the comments here to brighten my day. Thank you,Mr. Sobchak. I’m guessing his wife likes the phone better than her dildo,no?

    Electric toothbrush? Thanks,dude! Now I’ll wonder if anyone used mine before sticking it in my mouth. Ugh…

  18. Sometimes an electric toothbrush is all you got! I need -something- to entertain me when Yoink is off drinking.

  19. Walter Sobchak

    SoulDancer, I reckon if I can find one of those toothbrushes for less than $20 it’s a goer. Thanks mate.

    I have to go to bed now. Agnes is calling me to go rub my wrinkled sgraggle face and slippery licker on her silver kitty.

  20. Yay! Today EVERYONE’s a loser!

    Not so much Tim.

  21. Walter try the toothbrush section at your local woolies. Colgate have a nifty little number that takes AAA’s for under $20. My regards to the Mrs and her fine silver kitty.

  22. Oh Walter, not a penny required. Tell your wife to lie down under the shower, legs akimo – spray head removed – and aim the flow. There ya go! Your water rates may go up though!!

  23. Where the hell is dan_fargis his post on this one?

  24. oh Cinnebar! i think i’m going to go take a shower now… thank you.

  25. eh the shower trip is old and boring!
    a toothbrush though….hmmm sounds awesome!

  26. Hey Walter
    £6 is about $14 in OZ – so you’re sweet. Try it out, let me know how it goes.
    @thatsnotpoetry….just trying to help someone out 🙂

  27. @walter PMSL, get your head down then bang the granny out of her!

  28. christopherlovet

    A girl without a job making fun of a man’s job. *backhand*

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