Monday, January 21, 2013

How to Ask a Girl Out…

previous post: Congrats Buddy!



  1. That shit work ere motherfucking time!

  2. His new book: How To Ask a Girl Out for Dummies.

    And tampons, ’cause every girl likes her man to give her tampons.

    /sarcasm off

  3. Hand her a tampon, then hold both her hands, you know, to restrain her, then stare into her eyes for seconds not saying anything, cos that shit ain’t creep, then leap straight to “will you be my girlfriend?”. Once she says yes, and you finally can see once the mace wears off… and you are alone, plan next conquest.

  4. Lately I’ve been thinking that lamebook would be a good tool to use by the government. They can just round up the people from these posts, drop them all in a rocketship, then promptly fire it off into the sun. Surely the global IQ could stand to gain a few points?

  5. *Swoon*

  6. This is endearing.

  7. Look into my motherfucking eyes, you will see
    What you fucking mean to me
    Search your fucking heart, search your motherfucking soul
    And when you find me there, you’ll search no fucking more

    Shyt, don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
    You can’t fucking tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
    You know it’s fucking true
    Everything I do, I do it for you

  8. This is the kind of guy who winks at him self during coitus.

  9. Superloser you mean that’s not standard procedure for everyone?

  10. I’ll pass :\

  11. 60% of the time, it works every time.

  12. Can someone please explain why I not already dating this guy?

  13. #yoloswag

  14. Does this guy really think he’s helping anybody?

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