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Monday, January 21, 2013

How to Ask a Girl Out…

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1. randyritraj January 21st, 2013 at 9:38 am

   That shit work ere motherfucking time!

2. beatusmongous January 21st, 2013 at 10:03 am

   His new book: How To Ask a Girl Out for Dummies.

   And tampons, ’cause every girl likes her man to give her tampons.

   /sarcasm off

3. stubbyholder January 21st, 2013 at 11:04 am

   Hand her a tampon, then hold both her hands, you know, to restrain her, then stare into her eyes for seconds not saying anything, cos that shit ain’t creep, then leap straight to “will you be my girlfriend?”. Once she says yes, and you finally can see once the mace wears off… and you are alone, plan next conquest.

4. Hermaeus Mora January 21st, 2013 at 5:07 pm

   Lately I’ve been thinking that lamebook would be a good tool to use by the government. They can just round up the people from these posts, drop them all in a rocketship, then promptly fire it off into the sun. Surely the global IQ could stand to gain a few points?

5. Ripley January 21st, 2013 at 5:17 pm

   *Swoon*

6. Lachrymal January 21st, 2013 at 5:19 pm

   This is endearing.

7. Hermaeus Mora January 21st, 2013 at 7:09 pm

   Look into my motherfucking eyes, you will see
   What you fucking mean to me
   Search your fucking heart, search your motherfucking soul
   And when you find me there, you’ll search no fucking more

   Shyt, don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
   You can’t fucking tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
   You know it’s fucking true
   Everything I do, I do it for you
   Motherfucker

8. superloser January 21st, 2013 at 7:48 pm

   This is the kind of guy who winks at him self during coitus.

9. Friendzone January 22nd, 2013 at 2:28 am

   Superloser you mean that’s not standard procedure for everyone?

10. havemercy January 22nd, 2013 at 5:11 am

    I’ll pass :\

11. CarbonJoe January 22nd, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    60% of the time, it works every time.

12. Charismac123 January 23rd, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    Can someone please explain why I not already dating this guy?

13. pewpewimagun January 24th, 2013 at 2:38 am

    #yoloswag

14. dwhandrews February 3rd, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Does this guy really think he’s helping anybody?

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