Monday, August 23, 2010

Inebriated Updates

previous post: Daily Dilemmas



  1. Votre Accueil junebug 😀

  2. Yesterday I did a poopoo on a piece of cardboard. With the back of a spoon I formed it into a bowl shape. Then I splooged into it. As I was painting my creation, I realized I had been inspired by defectiveuser’s Porno Birthday. The splooge represents the Porno Birthday crap and the poopoo represents it’s receptacle, the wholesome, family website that is Lamebook. I named my painting “defectiveuser” in honour of his foresight. I also spared a thought to my mentally defective uncle, who insists on pasting my horrorscope onto my facebook wall every single day.

    Drunk or kid?

  3. Sounds like you are being a overzealous hypocrite asshole between your last two post.

    It’s nice to know that you think about me during your scatological sex.

  4. Oh and I would have to say you were sober.

  5. You are on the right track DU. I was neither drunk nor kid, as my little fantasy is just that. It seems I do not have so much free time as you to devote to my filthy, crappy desires.

  6. I’m too drunk to say nothing … I mean that colloquially.

  7. My perversion comes second nature just as your bigotry. It takes my filthy mind no time to come up with my statements. It obviously takes nothing for you to say how much better you are than the rest of us. So you tell me Walter, what is the difference? Oh I know, you have to be abusive to make yourself feel better and all I have to do is crack a joke.

    I apologize that you will never know the feeling of empathy.

  8. Ya gotta smoke Salvia. That shit is fun as fuck. Now, imagine the world made out of clay.

    After getting locked out of my place, I started to wander around town for most of the night before ending up at a gas station where I ate all the food they were about to throw out at the end of the day, read the entire porn magazine rack, and hooked up with the girl working their later. Drunk or kid?

  9. RE:Nuff I smoked that stuff one time and said, well this stuff wasn’t worth fifty bucks! Whilst my friends were pointing and laughing saying it was. Apparently it was better than I remember.
    That is definitely kid!

    I’m beginning to think Walter should have my screen name instead of desecrating one of the best movies of all time.

  10. DU, the point is, as enjoyable as it is to some people, Porno Birthday doesn’t belong here. You can disagree with me but to me it’s the same as that “God’s greatest investment” crap and linking to Eco websites repeatedly.

  11. Correctomondo epicloser. Also, you have to get the 30x Salvia man, and try and hold it in your lungs as long as possible to get the best effect. The only problem is that the trip is short but lively.

  12. I’ll trade names. I think epi closer sounds awesome. My password is 1nthe4ss.

  13. Well Chippy, are you going to give me your password, or what?

  14. Just like my last ribbed anal vibrator, all promises, no fulfillment.

  15. I like Laura’s style!

    Anybody who is drunk enough to type like that is drunk enough to believe the shit that I will spout into her ear for hours on end in an attempt to convince her that letting me spray my man filth up her nose is a good idea.

    I once face fucked three of my cousins, all on the same day, but in different locations and without the others being aware.

    Drunk or Kid?

  16. That is a tough one lmamofo, But I am going to have to go with kid.

    Re:#63 The difference being is I am not lost in some hairy man cave. And what a coincidence, that was the password to your mom’s heart also. Oh and my password is 5pl1tw4lt3rsm0m.

  17. haha trick question!

    I was drunk and they were kids! (just over the legal age limit for which ever country you are reading this in)

    I bottled it at a paedophila joke. I feel i have compromised myself somewhat 🙁

  18. @ epic re #63

    don’t you think our walt would have much more success if he tried it out on his pussy…?

    only kidding walt 😉

    you know we is tight. you can’t get closer to a man than when you embalm and stuff his wife.


  19. That’s kinda hot lmamofo.

    It’s kind of hard to when you have to fight the hairy hobos away. I can see why he would go straight for the ass.

    Walter, this is all in fun. It looks like you have enough enemies.

  20. Yeah, I have a have a few fans here, RAV. The King of Concisement there is one of my pets. I usually just skip his comments because I’m a slow reader and I don’t have that much time left in this world. But I do enjoy when he contributes with such classic comments like “shut up fatty.” He is a smart one.

    And good one with the “your mom” comment, RAV. I can see I would be wasting my time trying to out-insult you.

  21. tl;dr.

  22. The embalming joke wasn’t funny the first time you used it either 🙁

  23. joke….?


  24. For fucks sake, this was the one place I could visit without fear of infantile flame wars.

    Fucking retarts. You all suck (cock) {snigger}

  25. My comment is awaiting moderation apparently, here is an edited version and given half the shite spouted thus far, is tepid in comparison.

    “For fucks sake, this was the one place I could visit without fear of infantile flame wars.

    Fucking retarts.”

  26. … and you smell of piss.

  27. They started it…

  28. dirtylittlepretty

    after reading all of this…I have completely forgotten what the hell the post was about.
    i heart sick minds

  29. @nuff .. ‘smoke saliva’ Am I missing something or did you mean ‘sativa’ … yeah, eh.


  30. @nuff… sorry just realised I am idiot. But was is salvia?

  31. mass, I don’t know where nuff is. Last time I saw him he was laughing at/with me on some shit post.

    I’m no gardener, so I could be wrong, but I think salvia is a flower – well it is here, and it comes in different colours, like red.

    It might be something else in Canada, but only you lovely boys would know that.

  32. mass, because I’m bored, and I’m waiting for my friend to come over and cook me lunch, I googled salvia. It’s essentially what I said it was, and there are many different varieties.

    It’s aka sage, and is used mostly as an ornamental herb, but is used in cooking, too (I’ve used it). When smoked, though, it’s hallucinogenic.

    There. I’ve done my good deed for the day. But I only do good deeds for special people.

  33. Thanks word … I seem to be chasing you around today. I went to a newer thread to see you but we must have passed each other in the hallway.

    You’re sweet.

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