@7 No shortage. She simply opted to use the ‘a’ from her name in ‘I’am.’ It’s fun. I do it all the time. Last night I dinner I said, “Please ass the psalt.” Hilarity ensued. Try it!
Guess Mathew hasn’t come out to Aunt Kerry yet?
#11: it’s not just the close-to-the-crack tat that gives it away. The asshugger speedo type shorts, hugging a practically non-existent ass that is probably the result of hundreds of hours of calisthenic type shit that straight men don’t do? Yep, Kerry and her incestuous heart are in for a big disappointment someday.
And Britny I have some Vienna Sausages and Colt 45 for you in the trunk.
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 1sT!!!!
wtf, that guy has the ass of a nine year old girl. Not that I know what that looks like…
He doesn’t have one… it’s just the crack… Not that I don’t like that…
More importantly, why is wearing XS Victoria’s Secret Panties? I have a pair that looks just like that, except I actually have an ass to fill it up.
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Aunt Kerry is basically saying, “If you’re up for it, I am too.” Not sure if hot…
‘Britny?’ Was there a vowel shortage when she was born?
Wow, threatening to mop someone’s ass with the floor…
Continued:
I’ll put my ass in your boot! Then, I’ll smack your grandma so hard that you’ll feel it! And finally, I will shit the beat into you.
Too bad #3 is illiterate. “I’am”?!
@7 No shortage. She simply opted to use the ‘a’ from her name in ‘I’am.’ It’s fun. I do it all the time. Last night I dinner I said, “Please ass the psalt.” Hilarity ensued. Try it!
Is that a little gay tattoo on his lower back? I thought slag tags were reserved for girls…
Mathew and Daniel sitting in a tree…
I laughed harder at dakpainters comment then anything I’ve ever seen on this website.
#10 of course.
Guess Mathew hasn’t come out to Aunt Kerry yet?
#11: it’s not just the close-to-the-crack tat that gives it away. The asshugger speedo type shorts, hugging a practically non-existent ass that is probably the result of hundreds of hours of calisthenic type shit that straight men don’t do? Yep, Kerry and her incestuous heart are in for a big disappointment someday.
And Britny I have some Vienna Sausages and Colt 45 for you in the trunk.
Mathew will be taking a shower because he feels dirty and guilty beacuse of all the spunk hoses his had jammed into him.
I like Bailey, I wish my mum was more like Sonja….alive.
That is weird
@8 & 10 – brilliant…thanks for the laugh
I actually know this guy, he’s an ex-Olympic diver. Hence the physique, Speedos and the Olympic rings tattoo…