This may come across as a bit egotistical but i like to think i’m a little bit like Jesus…
He fed 5000 on bread and fish….I splashed some spunk into a school dinner and fed approx 2000… This is a lot less people i know, but for fucks sake at least i’m trying.
“Judaism, Christianity, Islam and Zoroastrianism all variously describe a resurrection of the dead, usually referring to a regeneration of all people to face God on Judgment Day.”
Which seems to make sense, i remember a line like that being said on funerals.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Cruiserfyig? Really? LMAO
I must say, I loved Brendan’s response at the end and it sounds exactly as something I would say.
Stanley wins, hands down.
Jesus rose from the dead. Doesn’t that make him a zombie, or at least qualify him for some sort of membership in the undead beastiary?
i hate being criuserfyed
Fuck sake. That’s all.
Brendan’s story is as believable as the Bible itself.
If He really choked on a Gobstopper, then why do I find German Panda Eggs in my front yard every spring?
This may come across as a bit egotistical but i like to think i’m a little bit like Jesus…
He fed 5000 on bread and fish….I splashed some spunk into a school dinner and fed approx 2000… This is a lot less people i know, but for fucks sake at least i’m trying.
Oh, giggle fucking giggle, Brendan knows lots of different words, ooh hoo hoo, hi-fucking-larious.
wikipedia says:
“Judaism, Christianity, Islam and Zoroastrianism all variously describe a resurrection of the dead, usually referring to a regeneration of all people to face God on Judgment Day.”
Which seems to make sense, i remember a line like that being said on funerals.
So zombie-jesus will bring his zombie friends :O