Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Jersey Shark Week

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  1. 1rd!!!

  2. this post is well like alordslums, as in not even remotely funny

  3. Shark week, again?

  4. Paranoid Android

    @ 2. You need some bigger bait flower.

    Shark Week – Don’t even know what it is but am already fed up of it. Does it involve sharks?

  5. whatever ‘joke’ there was there was really inelegantly done. i got bored well before the ‘punchline’, which seemed to be ‘snooki’s fat’.

    the superficial writer could’ve done way better.

  6. The Superficial writer does do it better, everyday.

    I swear, Shark Week is overrated and everyone just seems to be jumping on the Facebook “I Love Sharks” bandwagon.

    Fuck you and your sharks.

  7. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Alord, I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re actually trolling yourself.

    Kinda like Fargis is actually an atheist, no one could be as lonely as gay anon. Therefore, in my mind, it’s not real, and I can’t be persuaded otherwise.

  8. A win? Is this even a joke?

  9. Well there’s 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

  10. @ diet

    he certainly seems a bit star-struck by me, whoever he is!

  11. dietpillpyramidscheme

    No, it’s just narcissism.
    I see how it is.

    You can’t fool me with your proxy-faux-haters!

  12. I <3 SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. i know the thrill of the conspiracy theory is incredibly alluring, diet, but you’re putting me between a rock and a hard place. if i say nothing it’s true. if i deny it fervently, it’s true. it’s the internet, there’s no way of proving it’s not the case.

    however, i’d like to think i could come up with something a little more intriguing, a little less facile than his daily dollop of nothing.

  14. Dukey, it’s death to the Jersey Shore cast members. That’s the win, I’m very pro this idea!

  15. It’s spelled “Snooki”, retard. Also, no part of this post was funny.

  16. You know, I’m not a fan of all this bandwagon shark fandom, and I’m not a fan of New Jersey in general, let alone its attention whores who make stupid amounts of money for being ignorant.

    That said, I really can’t condone giving a shark alcohol poisoning just to be rid of Tipsy McStumbles and her band of merry douchebags.

  17. I’ll agree with you roco…i didn’t find it that funny. That’s only because I’ve never watched Jersey Shore….and i don’t plan to.

    However, it mentions shark week, so that’s a plus in my book. Yay shark week! The “dirty jobs” ones are the coolest…

  18. This is pretty weak.


  19. mehhh….. boring!

    i think im gonna go back to sleep and dream about killing celebrities by feeding them to various sea dwelling creatures!

    Hmmmm who will it be this time? Aha Jon Stewart we meet again… This time You will not escape me!

  20. I watch neither of these shows, therefore I have very little to work with here. And THAT’S why this comment isn’t funny. Blame the broadcasters, not me. Oh, and don’t read any of my other comments, they are funny, you don’t need to check.

  21. This is a rip off from someecards .

  22. dirtylittlepretty

    I’m going to go ahead and say it….booooooooooooo!

  23. thats funny. 22 comments of dislike and this post has 56 likes and only 23 dislikes.

    this is quite hilarious seeing as that i watch jersey shore and shark week and had a wondeful image in my head after seeing this.

  24. Shark week? As in the actual Shark Week thing on Discovery? Is this what all the fuss has been about on a few post of late?
    Or am I missing something?

    I really don’t care either way – if I want to get my shark fix, I just put on Jaws. Still holding its own after all these years. Love you, Roy, Robert, Richard, and Steven.

  25. CommentsAtLarge

    Nope wordy, not missing anything – they are, in fact, referring to Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. I too prefer your shark fix. It’s one of those movies that, when its on tv, I’ll pretty much watch from any point.

    Farewell and adieu to you fine Spanish ladies…

  26. @sockmonkeyboxinggloves: I hope your opinion on the state isn’t solely based on the TV show’s representation. Only one of the people on that show is actually from NJ, and all but two are from New York. It’s funny how everyone used to firmly argue, “Reality shows are fake!”, but somehow, everyone’s taking Jersey Shore as if it’s actually legit. But no, that’s NOT the way New Jersey is. It’s just more hyped up trash deliberately made ridiculous just to get people to watch it.

  27. Just want to reinforce 26. whatusername; it’s all absolutely true.

    The people on Jersey Shore are just some fame-grabbing losers, and if they got eaten by sharks the world would be a better place.

  28. Says someone who doesn’t know someone on the show jersey shore personally. Fame does something to everyones head.

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