Thursday, August 16, 2012

Jock Rock


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  1. I’d rather burn my scrotum with cigar butts.

  2. Aren’t we done with the gay jokes yet? Is being gay really the worst thing? I’m pretty sure that being gay and liking Nickelback are two exclusive things. Personally, I am really gay and whenever I hear Nickelback, I want to slam my head against the speakers until they stop producing noise or I stop hearing things. On behalf of the gay community, please stop associating us with Nickelback.

  3. Steve’s comment made me laugh, because it wasn’t as predictable as the others.

  4. what elerico said.

  5. ^Congrats for coming out of the proverbial closet.

  6. fail/fake/fagg

  7. elerico, I stand and applaud you. (not literally, that would look weird)

    Seth’s post screams ‘closet case’.

  8. This is just too easy.

    Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

    The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.”

    The second man said, “My Ross was a good fisherman, so I’m going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.”

    The third man said, “My Jack was such a good lover, I think I’m going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.”

  9. Fake!

  10. Sounds like elericoc is a fake gaydude. I’m a real gaydude and I love nickelback.

  11. This is ridiculous you don’t have to be a rear entrance delivery boy to like Nickleback.. Just being a tone deaf cunt is enough.

  12. We’re still not done with the “Oh my god it’s so COOL to hate Nickelback” thing?

    This is getting as boring as the “Better love story than Twilight” shit.

    I am neither a gay man, or a tone deaf cunt, and I love Nickelback. (I can also spell it correctly). But seriously, why do people get SO offended about what someone else likes? I don’t force anyone to listen to the music I like, so get the hell over it.

    Unless you’re in my car. Then it’s tough shit because if you’re expecting me to drive you around then you will bloody well listen to whatever the hell I want to listen to. If you don’t like it, get out and walk. Just quit moaning like a bitch.

  13. I like Nickelback too. It doesn’t upset me when someone likes a band that I hate, why does everyone always flip their shit when people like Nickelback?

  14. why do 100% of people who claim to enjoy the musical abominations of Nuckleback seem so terribly fucking boring & joyless without so much as a glimmer of personality?

  15. ^ I’m guessing that was a rhetorical, self-answered question? Too funny, there are actually Nippleback fans on here speaking out. That’s just too fucking perfect.

    Dudes (read: ladies), stop being so goddamn butthurt about other people realizing the suck that Nippleback is, ‘K? Nobody cares about you; the band just sucks.

    “But oh, millions of peop…” Shutthefuckup. Millions of people like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj, too; does that make them right? No.

  16. Millions of peeps eat McDonald’s, but that doesn’t make the Big Mac a high-end meal.

  17. Lame.

  18. Crazy Frog generated sales estimated to be “in excess of $400 million dollars” over the course of its life, with up to “50 million users worldwide (up to 6 million in the UK alone) downloaded one or more Crazy Frog variants within two years to their phones.”

    people are fucking awful and shouldn’t be given nice things.

  19. but at least I should have managed to get a couple of you hapless fucks thinking about that godawful noisy bastard frog.
    so all is not lost, hey?

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