Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Juan Accurate Response

previous post: Intolerant and Illiterate



  1. hahahahahahahaha

    and i guess im supposed to say first?

  2. Fuch!!!, pun intended

  3. C’mon, Juan, why ya gotta hate on romance?

  4. That seen would be gay-er if Justin was giving it to Tom in the missionary position and Tom was gazing into Justin’s eyes and gently moaning “Show me the money. Show me the money…”

  5. Scene*

  6. This is gayer than Justin Bieber giving Tom Cruise a reach around while Ellen Degeneres bumped uglies with Rosie O’Donnell

  7. Gag me. If a guy ever said anything like this to me, I’d deck him. Plus, who ISN’T going to have relationship problems for 10 years?? He’s insane if he thinks this is going to help in any way.

  8. Jose was right though. Because 5 August was a weekday. That means Dr. Phil was on at 2 PM. That means I was doing something good to myself at that time. And I always finish before the show ends.

  9. Juan +1

  10. Vincent_Valentine

    so how do you take screenshots of the longer statuses?

  11. There are many ways to do it but this is how I do it:

    Step 1 – Screenshot first part, paste in word, print to PDF, print out in colour.

    Step 2 – screenshot second part, paste in word, print to PDF, print out in colour.

    Step 2.5 – sticky-tape two printouts together. Buy digital slr camera, take photo of printouts outside on a cloudy day.

    Step 4 – put photo on computer, crop photo, send to lamebook.

  12. Paper? That’s a bit old-fashioned don’t you think? What you want to do, is:

    1) Move to an apartment with extremely heigh ceilings. At least 14 feet high.

    2) Go to, and order the “Dell AAA4 (r)(tm) Portrait-Sized Monster Monitor”. It can support screen resolution of up to 1024 by 76800 pixels.

    3) Print-screen.

  13. 7 must be a lesbian if she doesn’t like romance from a guy…how sad.

  14. Fuckin gen y.

  15. No, it has nothing to do with being a lesbian. It has to do with wanting to be with a guy who isn’t a complete faggot. And I’m sorry, but that post is full of gay. Juan is right.

  16. Agreed. That is more gay than cum on a Swedish moustache.

  17. You people ain’t got a clue about romance. Read a book about dating. It’s so obvious that the fastest way into the pants of an insecure ho is to manipulate her emotions with the ol’ “I hate you, no wait, I think maybe perhaps i love you and was confusing it with hate.” And if that ain’t romance I don’t know what is.

  18. Ok, well, what’s the opposite of a caring romantic guy? An abusive bastard. Well, for all those butch tough act women who don’t want a nice guy, and want an equally tough man, I hope you get your asses beat bloody every day until your crying and begging for a decent guy.

    “I love you so much, if you left, I would feel like dying.” It’s a bit extreme, but that’s what love is. You can’t say you love someone if you would be happy as a pig in shit and perfectly ok right after they left. Maybe eventually, but not 2 seconds after. That’s not love. That’s just “I never loved them in the first place.”

    Walter won the game up there.

  19. hootie the blowfish

    Those are the only two possibilities? Lame, overly dramatic, wannabe poets, or angry, mean, abusive assholes? I’m glad I don’t live in your world, Keona. How about a guy who just, I don’t know, carries on a normal conversation and is secure and self-assured enough to not be so histrionic to either of those extremes?

  20. Keona, I know how to make balloon animals with colored condoms. So, if you can get your hands on some, I can show you some really neat things.

    You know where to find me.

  21. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @Walter, awesome! I once tried to create a sperm whale but somehow they’re much easier to inflate when you haven’t used them.

  22. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    (Girl) : Am I pretty?
    (Boy) : yeah
    (Girl) : Do you want to stay with me forever?
    (Boy) : yeah baby
    (Girl) : Would you cry if I walked away?
    (Boy) : Stop talking, keep sucking and for fucksake; just swallow it this time.

  23. Your screenshot step-by-step is inspired, Walter. Love it.

  24. Pass me the bucket!

  25. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Gayer than two dicks sucking-off three dicks.

  26. Hootie, I’m with you. A simple I love you is quite enough. And my husband certainly isn’t a woman beater.

  27. Nothing wrong with beating your woman once an awhile, in fact, the more you beat her, the more she respects you and doesn’t talk back in public or private. All women should know their place.

  28. That post was gayer than Richard Simmonds doing a standing 69 with Elton John while rollerblading across the Golden Gate Bridge.

  29. These comments made me LoL.. that post made me gag. I would like Juan better, but thats my ex husbands name.. therefore rendering him a douchebag by default.

  30. Exactly, Hootie’s point.

  31. lmao et al.

  32. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Only with an open hand though. Using a closed fist is uncivilized.

  33. No one gives a fuck what any of you think.



  34. I give a fuck. No, I don’t. Well a little. On second thought, no.

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