Remember in high school when it was considered “cool” if you had a bf/gf so making it as public as possible was common because you thought people cared? The didn’t… and still don’t. Keep it to yourself, lameass.
the really disgusting part is that (back when facebook still organized wallposts in pages w/ 20ish per page) they had OVER ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PAGES of this dribble.
Nauseating.
Kalinka & Nicholas – Nom my ass! lol! c u l8r!
‘shloopsie’ made me roll on the floor a little!
From the Flintstones are they? Oogie Baboogie.
Hey, that’s me! 😀
Kalinka? Wtf kind-of name is that? Sounds like a knockoff of Plinko from PIR.
Remember in high school when it was considered “cool” if you had a bf/gf so making it as public as possible was common because you thought people cared? The didn’t… and still don’t. Keep it to yourself, lameass.
when five-year-olds fall in love…oy.
Wow, these people need to die.
oogiepants?
I think I just threw up a little lol
OH DEAR GOD.
He’s definitely cheating on her.
love the MmmmmmmPOP!!
wtf is a shloopie? or an oogiepants, for that matter?
I would guess that each only has 1 friend on facebook.
I think I would rather become the “wedding with guns” couple than ressemble Kalinka and/or Nicholas.
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
“also i looked up alexis on facebook, and it is a she.”
did anybody else catch that one? smh…
is this the after cyber sex stuff? I suppose so..
omg “let’s make a cake and nom it together” that is so repulsively cute!
the really disgusting part is that (back when facebook still organized wallposts in pages w/ 20ish per page) they had OVER ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PAGES of this dribble.
howie=hour?
gross.
howie=hour?
gross.
Kalinka is actually the name of a Russian vodka.. Maybe they are drunk?
for the entire two days? when at least one of them has a job?
When my boyfriend and I talk to each other that way, we have the courtesy of being funny while talking of using words like butt muffin and drunk slut.
i think i just regurgitated some bile into my mouth. shit…
Regoogietated, surely?
I literally can’t think of that many names for my significant others – not that I use ones like “Oogie”. Or “boogy toogers”?? I mean, really.
Oh sweet Goddess! I think my brain is slowly leaking out my ears…
The only part of this post that really made me laugh was “and it is a she.”