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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Keep it off my internet

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1. Kat July 21st, 2009 at 11:53 am

   Nauseating.

2. Desuko. July 21st, 2009 at 12:23 pm

   Kalinka & Nicholas – Nom my ass! lol! c u l8r!

3. marC July 21st, 2009 at 2:49 pm

   ‘shloopsie’ made me roll on the floor a little!

4. Dratic July 21st, 2009 at 5:01 pm

   From the Flintstones are they? Oogie Baboogie.

5. Kalinka July 21st, 2009 at 6:30 pm

   Hey, that’s me! 😀

6. Jimbo July 21st, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   Kalinka? Wtf kind-of name is that? Sounds like a knockoff of Plinko from PIR.

7. CM July 21st, 2009 at 7:29 pm

   Remember in high school when it was considered “cool” if you had a bf/gf so making it as public as possible was common because you thought people cared? The didn’t… and still don’t. Keep it to yourself, lameass.

8. K July 21st, 2009 at 9:41 pm

   when five-year-olds fall in love…oy.

9. Sunny July 22nd, 2009 at 12:51 am

   Wow, these people need to die.

10. P July 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    oogiepants?

11. T July 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    I think I just threw up a little lol

12. danineteen July 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 am

    OH DEAR GOD.

13. Kersh July 24th, 2009 at 8:58 am

    He’s definitely cheating on her.

14. Joydivisionthecure July 24th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    love the MmmmmmmPOP!!

15. vivian July 28th, 2009 at 12:50 am

    wtf is a shloopie? or an oogiepants, for that matter?

16. Mike July 28th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    I would guess that each only has 1 friend on facebook.

17. Aja August 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am

    I think I would rather become the “wedding with guns” couple than ressemble Kalinka and/or Nicholas.

18. Cady August 12th, 2009 at 6:42 am

    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

19. rayray August 19th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    “also i looked up alexis on facebook, and it is a she.”
    did anybody else catch that one? smh…

20. somewhereunderthesun September 24th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    is this the after cyber sex stuff? I suppose so..

21. fatty September 24th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    omg “let’s make a cake and nom it together” that is so repulsively cute!

22. kits October 17th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    the really disgusting part is that (back when facebook still organized wallposts in pages w/ 20ish per page) they had OVER ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PAGES of this dribble.

23. sam houston October 17th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    howie=hour?

    gross.

24. sam houston October 17th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    howie=hour?

    gross.

25. Lynn October 25th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    Kalinka is actually the name of a Russian vodka.. Maybe they are drunk?

26. Jason November 1st, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    for the entire two days? when at least one of them has a job?

27. Taylor November 5th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    When my boyfriend and I talk to each other that way, we have the courtesy of being funny while talking of using words like butt muffin and drunk slut.

28. emtee November 9th, 2009 at 2:38 am

    i think i just regurgitated some bile into my mouth. shit…

29. MH November 15th, 2009 at 6:39 am

    Regoogietated, surely?

30. sarahface December 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    I literally can’t think of that many names for my significant others – not that I use ones like “Oogie”. Or “boogy toogers”?? I mean, really.

31. shanemanic August 19th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Oh sweet Goddess! I think my brain is slowly leaking out my ears…

32. breakingconformity February 8th, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    The only part of this post that really made me laugh was “and it is a she.”

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