Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Keep it off my internet


previous post: Sounds like it…



  1. Nauseating.

  2. Kalinka & Nicholas – Nom my ass! lol! c u l8r!

  3. ‘shloopsie’ made me roll on the floor a little!

  4. From the Flintstones are they? Oogie Baboogie.

  5. Hey, that’s me! 😀

  6. Kalinka? Wtf kind-of name is that? Sounds like a knockoff of Plinko from PIR.

  7. Remember in high school when it was considered “cool” if you had a bf/gf so making it as public as possible was common because you thought people cared? The didn’t… and still don’t. Keep it to yourself, lameass.

  8. when five-year-olds fall in love…oy.

  9. Wow, these people need to die.

  10. oogiepants?

  11. I think I just threw up a little lol

  12. OH DEAR GOD.

  13. He’s definitely cheating on her.

  14. Joydivisionthecure

    love the MmmmmmmPOP!!

  15. wtf is a shloopie? or an oogiepants, for that matter?

  16. I would guess that each only has 1 friend on facebook.

  17. I think I would rather become the “wedding with guns” couple than ressemble Kalinka and/or Nicholas.

  18. i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

  19. “also i looked up alexis on facebook, and it is a she.”
    did anybody else catch that one? smh…

  20. somewhereunderthesun

    is this the after cyber sex stuff? I suppose so..

  21. omg “let’s make a cake and nom it together” that is so repulsively cute!

  22. the really disgusting part is that (back when facebook still organized wallposts in pages w/ 20ish per page) they had OVER ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PAGES of this dribble.

  23. howie=hour?


  24. howie=hour?


  25. Kalinka is actually the name of a Russian vodka.. Maybe they are drunk?

  26. for the entire two days? when at least one of them has a job?

  27. When my boyfriend and I talk to each other that way, we have the courtesy of being funny while talking of using words like butt muffin and drunk slut.

  28. i think i just regurgitated some bile into my mouth. shit…

  29. Regoogietated, surely?

  30. I literally can’t think of that many names for my significant others – not that I use ones like “Oogie”. Or “boogy toogers”?? I mean, really.

  31. Oh sweet Goddess! I think my brain is slowly leaking out my ears…

  32. breakingconformity

    The only part of this post that really made me laugh was “and it is a she.”

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