I feel sorry for the poor soul who has to be attached to that swamp thing for the next 18+ years. I’ll take a shot for you buddy,lord knows you had a few when you knocked her up.
@4am: It’s the Lamebook version of calling “F¡rst!” However, here, it has evolved quickly and with more style, from “f¡rst,” to some other names, to “Ben,” then “Steve,” and now “Steeeeever!” The evolution began with a post about a girl doing a report on “Terex Syndrome”, and the name “Fµckmµstard” was born. I still think “Fµckmµstard” is still the best iteration.
Soo the top one is implying she’s having a half zebra half human baby right?
Seems like a reasonable captio-STEEEEEEEVER!
Someone’s dressing early for Halloween!
I feel sorry for the poor soul who has to be attached to that swamp thing for the next 18+ years. I’ll take a shot for you buddy,lord knows you had a few when you knocked her up.
OK, I read this site every day. And I have come to the point where I MUST know what STEEEEEEEVER! means! 🙂
@4am: It’s the Lamebook version of calling “F¡rst!” However, here, it has evolved quickly and with more style, from “f¡rst,” to some other names, to “Ben,” then “Steve,” and now “Steeeeever!” The evolution began with a post about a girl doing a report on “Terex Syndrome”, and the name “Fµckmµstard” was born. I still think “Fµckmµstard” is still the best iteration.
Thank you beatusmongous! I agree on the Fµckmµstard
Aww, I just got nostalgic, remembering when there were unique, uproariously funny posts on Lamebook. Fuckmustard FTW.
..those were the days. I remember how yoink and alordslums met here.
Is the top one twelve? How erotic.
*Nuerotic
Has the bottom one got an adam’s apple? More erotic.
He wants to spread out her leg? Sounds painful.
Oh come on people, didn’t anybody notice the huge dildo in picture 2? WTF
Pregnant women are smug. And gross.