Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Life My F

Life My F

previous post: Happy Birthday 2 You



  1. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    upper echelon cunt

  2. OMG! What a clingy NUT JOB!!

  3. wow shame poor girl, ha ha rhys you are wierd dude, get a life. don’t advertise your love???

  4. WTF Does L.M.F mean u retard?!?! I bet by now when u read this that u r single, and bet u that she popped ur cherry, grow up little boy and just be COOL u fucking FOOL!

  5. oh carolann, i like your style. can i date you and stalk you, put things on FB that makes look wierd, sado etc??? xxxxxxxxxxxx

  6. To answer some of the FAQ’s;

    – LMF are the girls initials.
    – Rhys is 19 years old, LMF turned 17 last week.
    – “Daii” translated to normal people talk is “day”. I too am unsure why a 19 year old boy replaces the letter “y” with “ii” at every possible opportunty.
    – This is not the first girl he’s had status updates like this about. Probably the third by my count.
    – Today was their 4th month anniversary.
    Status update #1: Rhys Warnes | Happy 4 months princess 🙂 iiloveyou xoxox
    Status update #2: Rhys Warnes | Indesicive , Insecure , Jelous !!!! Wonder why im like this…..


  7. i puked a little in my mouth!

  8. Dear Rhys,

    You’ve officially lost your balls and man card! Your nuts will now be deposited into a big steaming pile of GET FUCKED.

    Jesus, no wonder your girl thinks you’re clingy. Seriously, it’s time you got a vagina. Just get snipped, drink some cosmos, and watch “Sex In The City”. You’re already there.

    Real Men

  9. #58 just owned my life in so many different ways <3

  10. #58 That is fucking hilarious. im going to steal that and in the not too distant future pass it off as my own comedy genius.

  11. P.S. This is talking from experience.

  12. I’ll give him props for one thing, at least his updates were spaced out over a few days at least between each one… you’ve seen the psychos updating every few minutes for hours!

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