Thursday, June 23, 2011

Man Holds Woman Hostage and Updates Facebook

Jason Valdez, 36, has a long criminal record including convictions for aggravated assault and domestic violence in front of a child. When police attempted to serve him with a felony drug warrant Friday, Valdez barricaded himself and a woman named Veronica in a room at the Western Colony Inn in Ogden, Utah.

An hour after his last post, police broke through the wall to arrest Valdez, but he shot himself in the chest before they could get to him. He’s reported to be in critical condition. The girl is unharmed. Officers on the scene never fired their weapons.

View his Facebook profile here.


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  1. yodawg Your comment is awaiting moderation. June 23rd, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Keep jacking old post from faiilbook.

  2. Wow.
    I have no words.

  3. Obviously Lamebook don’t want people know they’re jacking most of their post from old faiilbook posts.

  4. Hey Lamebook,get that fucking stupid background off your page. It keeps crashing my browser.

  5. @yodawg, this was national news. Via ABC…

  6. @yodawg, you are a moron. this is national news that just happened. they aren’t jacking any posts.

    @TurkeyVulture: 1) get a new browser. 2) until you do, why don’t you pay up the $ that HBO is paying lamebook, and im sure they will take it off. websites need advertising or to charge their users to make money. so until you start paying the bills, don’t complain about how they choose to make their money. dipshit.

  7. The Facebook *world at large, rather…

  8. Veronica the hostage is his friend on FB. Lolz.

  9. Dawn of the Dan

    A gangster from Utah?

  10. @Dawn of the Dan, Utah has a huge gang problem. The Ogden Trece gang in particular are a huge Utah-based gang.

    I’m Irish and knew that, so if you’re American and didn’t, you need to watch more TV:P

  11. Yeah yeah mufuckas i know it’s national news,did i say not? I’m saying faiilbook posted it like a couple of days ago you morons. It’s alright though,stay here on this stupid ass “humor” site if you want to catch up on the “latest”. Idiots.

  12. This destroys the vibe of lamebook…. not funny, just creepy.

  13. Trash talk, Flame-O-Rama….Utah gangsters? Some would spend their time better learning to spell and type. As for the subject himself, I guess life is cheap in some parts of the world. And that sucks.

  14. Once again, Drama Leeches.

  15. Well, that’s the end of that mexican standoff.

  16. Looks like drugs weren’t his only addiction…..

  17. Not only are they jacking post but I have noticed they are scrounging through a lot of well known “fake profiles”.

    I WANT THE OLD LAMEBOOK BACK! You know, the one that was actually funny! The one that had funny comments. It was so easy to piggyback off of the comments back in the day. Only a few of you truly know what I’m talking about. πŸ™

  18. Lamebook is a site that is funny/interesting/weird whatever. Fair play, there are a few posts which are not as funny/gross/interesting as each single viewer would enjoy but chill the fuck out! I’ve been reading this sine the beginning so get over yourself, times a changing lady!

  19. I haven’t been here since the beginning, but, I have been creeping these hallways for a long time. It’s just not like it used to be. That’s all I’m getting at. I understand you have to “keep up with the times”. But you can keep it old school at the same time. Granted Lamebook will only be as good as the submissions it gets. But I know they pass on gold A LOT!

  20. Agreed defectiveuser.. I’ve submitted too many hilarious posts to count.. and they never get posted. πŸ™

  21. @lexluther…..LMAO

  22. @commish, I am running the most recent version of firefox and HBO already gets enough of my money. There are ways to run advertising that don’t make pages all slow-loading and crashy, you stupid fuck.

    I’m glad Lamebook is getting money from advertisers — is it also helping with their “legal costs?” I notice Facebook is allowing Lamebook links once more and appears to be rather uninterested in this site. So what is Lamebook doing with the $40K you guys donated to their legal fund? Huh.

  23. haha anyone who donated money to lamebook is a stupid kunt

  24. Uh, what? How is this lamebook material?

  25. Ha. I used to live in Ogden.

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