Tuesday, November 1, 2011


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  1. Shut up, you’re not first.

  2. vaginalroundhouse

    Shut up you are first!

  3. Shut the hell up, the both of ya, you aren’t STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRR!!

  4. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    cuntfaced arse maggots! A cheeseburger is 3.67, this site is a joke and full of fabricated facebook posts.

  5. @stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities … Wow, you’re a dumbass.
    Cheeseburgers are on the dollar menu, so if they bought 3 of them, their total would be $3.47 with tax.

  6. @stomabeutel *face to desk* Missnat already owned you so I’m good.

  7. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @missnat you seem to be quite a McD. connoisseur. I salute you for that. Thank you for sharing your knowledge on this subject, well appreciated. However, at my local McD. prices are listed including tax. Since cheeseburgers are extra taxed, because they’re non-kosher items, the price of a cheeseburger is therefore substantially higher than at your local McD. Troll tax we call it.

  8. You can’t feed trolls with cheeseburgers.

  9. lmfao bacchante. what do you feed them?

  10. haha. You dumasses.

  11. Threadful of McDonald’s noobs.
    The cheeseburger is definitely not on the dollar menu.
    The MCDOUBLE is a dollar menu item, and where I’m from, 3 McDoubles would run me $3.17.

  12. Is everyone else going to ignore the fact that this post is WAY too long to be a real facebook post? Statuses are limited to like 400 characters…

  13. My best friend’s mom makes $77 an hour on the computer.She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here http://ufil.ms/KVPfR

  14. ^ Yeah, well I might give her a try. I hope she makes her bed or uses a backdrop because I hate sex cam chicks who aren’t tidy.

  15. @brenbags – you feed trolls with delicious, virginal internet noobs. And fundamental Christians that take everything seriously.

    @gwoodard8 – where have you been? The 500 word limit was lifted in the last round of FB changes (the same time as the addition of the stalker box). Now there’s no limit and you will see people’s life stories on there. Frequently 🙁

  16. My bad, I haven’t tried to write a long-ass status in awhile…seems like a change for the worst if people are indeed writing novels like this on their statuses.

  17. SOMEONE has to stand up here and notice how awesome Jeff is telling us he is.

    If you cunts wont do it – then I will;-
    Jeff, I totally get that you are awesome.

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