Monday, June 13, 2011

Meet Mizzy!

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  1. ew ew and ew.. First? and did I mention ew?

  2. I wonder if Mizzy is a friend of Jantelle?

  3. I think some women are disillusioned when they hear the term “fine fat ass”

  4. there’s no way these are real. lamebook is probably making them, and they leave the crazy middle name unblurred so that people can find the fake profiles on facebook. this is retarded.

  5. Actually I couldn’t find her (it) so it’s even more likely to bake faaake

  6. *Be. Haha. Ooops…

  7. I was able to find her. Her profile is protected, but it’s there. Pretty sure I want to be her facebook friend

  8. I found her too.

  9. Hmm. I can’t find her, but I’m not going to try too hard.. 🙂

  10. Full name Mizzy Dah-Freekiestluvmakerx Chxocolate-Edition (Mrs’Hartwick Dah Luvof-Hislife)

  11. Oatmealandi, you REALLY weren’t trying hard if you couldn’t find her. You only have to type in her name.

  12. I think my fb was just trying to protect me.. Thanks Mark! Jewish brotherhood ftw 😛

  13. I love hickies on my titties. Wait, no…no, I don’t.

  14. I love the arrow pointing to her fat ass. Yeah because I never would’ve noticed it otherwise. She needs a few more arrows.

  15. Ceci n'est pas un nom

    OK seriously? She has a frickin FAN PAGE too! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  16. I can’t find her either. Gutted.

  17. Mizzy MrsCheekz Leanna (Mrs’Hartwick Dah Luvof-Hislife)
    I’m pretty sure this is the same chick.

  18. CommentsAtLarge

    I hope the “Baby’s first hickey” she’s referring to is an inexperienced boyfriend and not an actual child. That would be so wrong on so many levels.

  19. I wish my Facebook friends were this interesting.

  20. And todays post, boys and girls, is a science lesson… Mizzy is referring to oxytocin, the “love hormone” released in a mother’s body during breastfeeding. It’s perfectly natural to enjoy the feeling of a baby nursing at your breast. In fact, it aids in the mother-child bonding process!

  21. To: Mamalumps. You need to go back to that science class you are referencing. Oxytocin produces a feeling of peace and contentment; not a whoo hoo feeling of sexual excitement. If you are getting the same excitement out of nursing as Mitzy, you both need some serious help.

  22. where does she say that she is sexually excited??

  23. Where does it say she was breastfeeding a baby?

  24. That’s the most graceful silverback I’ve seen in weeks. Breathtaking.

  25. Hi all! I’m Mizzy’s biggest fan, Brennan. Mizzy is a great girl, is real, and went to high school with me. She’s a confident, lovely woman. You should join her fanpage on facebook! It’s the same as her name. No hating please, she’s really quite wonderful and ALWAYS willing to talk or answer questions.

  26. This turns me off to sex

  27. jantelles way funnier

  28. My baby leaves hickies too- NOT FUN!! The lil’ monster could suck paint off the wall :-(!!

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