Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Meet Sergio

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  1. Just say NO kids and if you do say yes, don’t post your shit on fb.

    My eyes hurt.

  2. “Those that don’t” know him are going to be glad after that. Although it begs the question as to why they’re his Facebook friends if they don’t.

  3. All I gotta say is HUH?

  4. That poem is better than last weeks attempt.

  5. Stopped reading at reacord.

  6. sarandipitousrex

    The most devastating thing about this is that he is likely not a troll of any kind. That there is a real, live person, and I think I threw up in my mouth a tad.

  7. He is absolutely a real person with an open account. Meth is bad folks.

  8. When I “rerange” his letters, I get “grieso”.

  9. His lack/misuse of punctuation confuses me. He should just let BOBO do the talking instead.

  10. So I’ve been having a shitty day and I come on lamebook in the hope that I might be cheered up.

    I don’t get it. I don’t understand what he’s trying to say and I don’t think it’s lame or funny… Just a waste of fucking time…

    and now I’ve wasted more time typing this silly comment and am going to live in fear of getting crucified by the LB elite.


  11. ….what?

  12. CommentsAtLarge

    Pretty sure he’ll still have issue with the police if he just “whips out bobo”.

  13. Sergio should have paid more attention to English in school, his grammar and punctuation is terrible.

    Also, Sergio is an anagram for ‘fucking retard’.

  14. uall = y’all = you all??!!!!

  15. Something tells me Sergio has the gonorrhea..

  16. lmao…everytime i see a sergio on fb 90% of them have worked at walmart

  17. I think we need a translator.

    Is he saying he sexually assaults women and blames it on Bobo?

    They pee like we all fucking pee… Why is he talking about pee? I sit down to pee because I’m a woman. Is that his way of saying he does the same?

    Also, I think he’s saying we should kill him at the end there.

  18. In Canada, a K file is a domestic assault

  19. I, for one, am impressed with Sergio’s anagramming skills.

  20. pandainspandex

    What… is this? I don’t… I mean… what??? Maybe it’s the alcohol, maybe it’s the 5 am-ness, or maybe Sergio needs to take a long walk off a short pier… whatever it is, I’m lost. Mouseymouse is right. Does anyone in here speak moron?

  21. He should write riddles. They’d be the hardest damn riddles in the world.

  22. omg I love Sergio lmao

  23. …The fuck?

  24. Excessive in-breeding has finally led to rampant stupidity

  25. a domestic assault def makes more sense in this context than anything else I gotta admit.

  26. Lucky for him there will be English class in prison

  27. he needs to put down the pipe.

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