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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Meet Sergio

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1. Paranoid Android May 25th, 2011 at 8:05 am

   Just say NO kids and if you do say yes, don’t post your shit on fb.

   My eyes hurt.

2. manybellsdown May 25th, 2011 at 9:14 am

   “Those that don’t” know him are going to be glad after that. Although it begs the question as to why they’re his Facebook friends if they don’t.

3. foreverdark May 25th, 2011 at 9:34 am

   All I gotta say is HUH?

4. scottydug May 25th, 2011 at 10:34 am

   That poem is better than last weeks attempt.

5. cobain1989 May 25th, 2011 at 10:35 am

   Stopped reading at reacord.

6. sarandipitousrex May 25th, 2011 at 11:00 am

   The most devastating thing about this is that he is likely not a troll of any kind. That there is a real, live person, and I think I threw up in my mouth a tad.

7. marktwain May 25th, 2011 at 11:07 am

   He is absolutely a real person with an open account. Meth is bad folks.

8. Super Nintendo Chalmers May 25th, 2011 at 11:18 am

   When I “rerange” his letters, I get “grieso”.

9. jacqbone May 25th, 2011 at 11:23 am

   His lack/misuse of punctuation confuses me. He should just let BOBO do the talking instead.

10. hpcan May 25th, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    So I’ve been having a shitty day and I come on lamebook in the hope that I might be cheered up.

    I don’t get it. I don’t understand what he’s trying to say and I don’t think it’s lame or funny… Just a waste of fucking time…

    and now I’ve wasted more time typing this silly comment and am going to live in fear of getting crucified by the LB elite.

    Fuck.

11. hurpdurp May 25th, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    ….what?

12. CommentsAtLarge May 25th, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Pretty sure he’ll still have issue with the police if he just “whips out bobo”.

13. killthepixie May 25th, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Sergio should have paid more attention to English in school, his grammar and punctuation is terrible.

    Also, Sergio is an anagram for ‘fucking retard’.

14. pahleez May 25th, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    uall = y’all = you all??!!!!

15. nyuunyuu89 May 25th, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Something tells me Sergio has the gonorrhea..

16. nyuunyuu89 May 25th, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    lmao…everytime i see a sergio on fb 90% of them have worked at walmart

17. mouseymouse May 25th, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    I think we need a translator.

    Is he saying he sexually assaults women and blames it on Bobo?

    They pee like we all fucking pee… Why is he talking about pee? I sit down to pee because I’m a woman. Is that his way of saying he does the same?

    Also, I think he’s saying we should kill him at the end there.

18. marktwain May 25th, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    In Canada, a K file is a domestic assault

19. skorne May 25th, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    I, for one, am impressed with Sergio’s anagramming skills.

20. pandainspandex May 26th, 2011 at 3:29 am

    What… is this? I don’t… I mean… what??? Maybe it’s the alcohol, maybe it’s the 5 am-ness, or maybe Sergio needs to take a long walk off a short pier… whatever it is, I’m lost. Mouseymouse is right. Does anyone in here speak moron?

21. Riverside May 26th, 2011 at 5:09 am

    He should write riddles. They’d be the hardest damn riddles in the world.

22. Jonk May 26th, 2011 at 9:09 am

    omg I love Sergio lmao

23. Stretch May 26th, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    …The fuck?

24. awkward29 May 27th, 2011 at 12:51 am

    Excessive in-breeding has finally led to rampant stupidity

25. slippyslappy May 28th, 2011 at 3:05 am

    a domestic assault def makes more sense in this context than anything else I gotta admit.

26. Tingyloo September 19th, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Lucky for him there will be English class in prison

27. stopthestupid October 12th, 2011 at 5:24 am

    he needs to put down the pipe.

28. chzhoo November 19th, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    http://bit。ly/qkDqbZ

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