Friday, November 18, 2011

Mom’s Member

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  1. Since when do you have to be 18 to buy condoms? I thought you had to as part of high school health class.

  2. That’s right. His mom is on his member, preventing penetration.

  3. There’s no age limit to buying condoms.
    When I worked retail it was awkward selling them to 13 year olds but at least they were being responsible about it.

  4. That was the best fuck analogy I’ve ever seen.

  5. God hates condoms.

    It’s all right here in this lawsuit

  6. There is a size limit though… unfortunatly


  8. why the fuck don’t they post my actually funny submission of some dumb bitch who thought an album of photos of the full moon were photos of jupiter? Too funny? Not lame enough? Fuck you lamebook, just… really, really, fuck you.

  9. Taking lamebook a little too seriously ^ and personally

    I’m just joking with you. I want to see all of your posts and laugh for hours at how serious your life is.

  11. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I had to google this Selena Gomez to see if the is, in fact, a babe. Her face looks too big for her head. I mean she’s technically attractive, but if you look at her for too long your eyes start to feel funny. She just doesn’t look right.

  12. You definitely don’t have to be 18 to buy condoms. Selena Gomez is 19 anyways. This post is kind of meh.

  13. I need a diagram to show me the funny

  14. ripper, it IS funny, especially considering this woman is a college educated individual. also i am gestating a human creature and work in an elementary school, so by friday my tolerance for idiocy and dumbfuckery is pretty well shot.

    sorry that my fit of rage spilled into the comment section. but when I see post after post of lameness that is so lame it isn’t even lame anymore.. i snap.

  15. wait ripper aren’t you the fucktard who couldn’t pick up on MsAnneThrop’s sarcasm several many posts back? if so, I didn’t mean to address you directly, please disregard.

  16. seledoux, don’t use big words on young Ripp3r. You may as well be speaking Latin.
    He doesn’t understand any concept more advanced than basic input/reaction.
    Instead, just tell him to go fuck himself 🙂

  17. Are they giving the spammers free reign to boost the comments?

  18. there’s your answer!

  19. slicingupeyeballs

    Luca, I would have thought the girl in questions age would have been more appropriate than yours when worring about making an observation.

    If she is over 16, you are welcome to lasciviously express admiration for a pair of firm, pert, symmetrical titties tipped with neat, dark little nipples peeking tantalisingly skyward, and a smooth flat stomach with the faintest trace of fine, downy hair leading towards a sweet, perfectly trimmed, tight, slippery little smoo…

    No-one would think that creepy from a bloke in his 40’s, 50’s or 60’s. I say go for it…

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