Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Mood Swingin’



Hey Ahmed, if the unfortunate happens and Elaine DOES become a Period Ghost, can I recommend a romantic tune?  It’s perfect for those nights when you cuddle up with that special ghost after a nice, hot blood shower.


previous post: Oh by the Way



  1. *scared godammit

  2. ditto!!

  3. Hi my name is Elaine and I’m an acid-spewing, bunny-boiling, knife-wielding psycho!

  4. Holy shit. That is freaking awesome.

  5. gold.
    busta hymen you made my day.

    i want crazy friends too

  6. i still dont understand ahmeds status..

  7. Elaine, do you have any single sisters?

  8. Jesus.

    I suddenly feel so normal

  9. I may be reading too much into it but I feel like the “real” Elaine made the first comment and perhaps someone stole her name and pic and is spoofing her and they are going back and forth with eachother?

    Do I have too much faith in humanity?

  10. Upon re-reading (and being dumber for it) I think the “fake” Elaine is calling Ahmed out by saying “ur gf is so lame” and teasing him for telling her “bedtime stories”???

    Maybe John is the fake Elaine and he’s going to teach them “both a lesson”. Ok, I give up trying to decipher schizo speak.

  11. this is my favorite ever.
    i can only aspire to be like elaine one day.

  12. Busta is awesomeness personified

  13. another day, another bunny boiler

  14. Rhapsody in Batshit.

  15. I’m in love. I must fuck this bitch.

  16. i dated this girl twice.. i want more

  17. The “bee” conjugation and the “shall” make me think that she is an actual ghost. But Constantine, doth protest too much.

  18. For those unaware, his status is a song lyric. That may just make it lamer, though.

  19. WOW.Psycho!

  20. I started laughing at the recital of the “Bad Boys” lyrics.

  21. sun is shining, everything’s good, no threat of a period ghost haunting me, life is good

  22. does anyone think its funny that the unlame writers for lamebook chose the hardest song from guitar hero they could find?

  23. I just have to say I’m thankful not to be a guy.She sounds like a bunny boiler fo sho.

  24. Even though its a snap shot… i still want to tell this bitch to SHUT THE FUCK UP

  25. She sounds perfect… why aren’t there more women like her?

  26. Well, if his heart was beating slow before, fuck it, I’m pretty sure it just about froze when you started mentioning your period blood as a showering option.
    Ugh. I should feel sorry for someone so clearly unstable, but this kind of made my day!

  27. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    oh dear

  28. Poor bastard. o.O

  29. ok… maybe she just has a very twisted sense of humor.

  30. bwahahahahaha

  31. isn’t the love of a psycho just the coolest?

  32. Busta Hymen – your great – love your comment!

  33. Luvinthesecrazybitches

    Elaine, I have an ex bf who just got out of jail for abuse agaisnt me, I was just wondering, would you mind going out with him for abit…You know….Karma…I think you could pull it off and scare him more then I ever could….Msg me KK thanks!

  34. hahhahahha wow I can’t believe that exists.

  35. oh my god

  36. I want to be her. *sigh*

  37. The line “my girl love me but fuck it my heart beats slow” is a line from a song called “successful” by Drake. And she is not bipolar, she is clearly psychotic. Please don’t give us bipolars a bad name. 🙂

  38. i luv this. She rocks!


    this is only funny because i don’t know ahmed. if i did, i would suggest obtaining his license to carry a concealed weapon and a restraining order

  40. I’m very, very scared. My heart goes out to Ahmed, he’s caught in the crazy-maze.

  41. what a completely psych bytch hahahhahahahahaha .. fantastic !!

  42. I love the, “K so call me ASAP so i can sing that song to you!”…I bet she has the voice of an angel.

  43. I wish I had friends like this. My homepage would look so much more appealing.

  44. I think I dated her sister.. on the plus side, at least it probably isn’t hard for you to get some from her. although I think that if she got a little more angry she’d turn into the hulk and beat you to death

  45. I am quite confused. What exactly is a “bizznatch”?!

  46. @genevieve, it means bitch

  47. O

  48. What a freak.

  49. I hope things turn out alright for Elaine. Otherwise she’ll end up trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object — alive, awaiting reprisal. Death will be her acquisition, I’m afraid.

    I can understand her anger, however: some days it just seems like the sky is turning red, but when I realize that the return to power draws near, I cry out, “Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears!” It sounds melodramatic, but I accept the difficulties of life.
    Elaine, you need to just abolish the rules made of stone. Society just expects too much of you.

    But one day, the haters will be pierced from below, the souls of their treacherous past rising up against them. They will be betrayed by many, and the girlfriends you thought Ahmed had will be ornaments dripping above you.

    But if you spend too much time awaiting the hour of your reprisal, your time will slip away, and you won’t even realize it.

    Ahmed’s not worth it, but if you feel the need to become a period ghost, know that he will regret hurting you. As he stands in the shower, he will feel your raining period blood fall upon his cheating head, as if from a lacerated sky. Your ectoplasmic vagina will bleed its horror, creating a structure of pain and fear and regret around Ahmed, trapping him forever. And you shall reign, reign in blood, in tears, in sweat, and in love.

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