Thursday, January 28, 2010

More Bad Tats

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  1. Tattoos are silly, and the people who get them usually try too hard to be ‘different’.

  2. I’m kind of tired of tattoos. Can’t we look at something else?

  3. @52 Haha, not all of them. I grew up around people covered in tatts and then joined the navy and got quite a few myself. Not very different if almost every one you know has them.

  4. ThinkingInPictures

    I love ink… when it means something. I don’t have any myself yet, but I have a pretty good idea of what I want if I ever decide to get one. I do not for the life of me understand getting tribal crap or barbed wire around the bicep because it’s “cool” right now… or getting a poorly done, not even remotely thought out one just for the hell of it. As far as I can tell, people who do that sort of thing are the only people who regret em later.

  5. The third one is lame for having lyrics from a Lil’ Wayne song tattooed on him, and I’m lame for knowing that they are Lil’ Wayne lyrics.

  6. The fuck is a sea manitey? Is that like a sea manatee? Is there some type of manatee that doesn’t live in the sea?

    So many questions, so few answers.

  7. I have several tattoos, and regret none, I was young and in college and used the art to reflect certain things in my life. My art is a story that I had put on me. That’s just what it is, it’s my story. It’s a difference of opinion to those who think they are stupid, or nonsensical, I disagree. When I’m 80 I’ll look back and think, wow… that was fun!

  8. Oh, and non of them are smiley crabs, so that’s a definite plus.

  9. Casey be Nobody until dem sea critter be joined in orgy by a smiley crabs. Fail grammar for the wins.

  10. i want to marry the guy with crabs. that is ridiculous.

  11. lulz at ben’s dad. and i know a girl that has “lucky you” tattooed above her vag. AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE”.

  12. Lol @ Ben’s dad! Why are people becoming so trashy?!

  13. WOnder how long it’ll take before #3 comes to regret their tattoo. The usual argument (that people have debated here) is when they’re way past middle age… but for number 3 I’m thinking it’ll only be a couple of years. That would be hilarious to see.

  14. oh… crab !

  15. I wonder what Zombie Kid would say to the Crab thing?

  16. …I like turtles?

  17. God, I miss Svetlana. Did she change her name and not tell or maybe I missed it?

  18. It appears that some of you are still highly amused at the whole “Ben” saga, I am now beyond fed up with this, it’s pathetic.

    Back to the tattoo’s – Casey sounds like a good night out to me, the third post is cringe lameness – what a fuckwit

  19. Seebea , she has gone missing for quite some time now hasn’t she ? And i am almost missing her spam posting if you see what kind of twats we got in return.

    the second one can’t be real but it it is , i am dying to see it.

    have a tattoo myself and when i am 80 laser technology will be so advanced that i can get rid of it in 10 minutes. Or the world has gone Mad Max and tattoos will be the least of our worries.

  20. Ben , go get yourself a box of kleenex and wipe your tears …

  21. lostintranslation

    Ummm… so if crab guy submitted this himself, I’m forced to ask: did he get those god-awful tattoos with lamebook fame as the ultimate goal? I can just picture the scenario:
    Tattooist: “Seriously, why crabs in your fun zone?”
    Crab Guy: “Hehe, well… my plan is to take a photo of my nether regions post-tattoo, complete with pube stubble and everything, and post it on Facebook with a stupid pun relating to a sexually-transmitted parasite. I’ll then screenshot it, submit it to lamebook, and gain everlasting, international infamy as ‘crab guy’! Best.plan.ever!”

    CG needs to get laid, although with those tats, I’m thinking he’s not going to be getting it for free…

  22. the tattoo does indeed speak for itself, it reads : i am all muscle no brain

    Or , my mom and dad are related.

  23. How do you sleep through getting a tattoo, anyway?

  24. @snapplebottle
    Maybe they’re a very heavy sleeper.
    Or maybe they were drunk and got the tattoo but don’t remember it 😛

    AND HAHAHA AT THE “your nobody till somebody kill you” TATTOO
    Doesn’t ANYONE have proper grammar these days?! Guess not…

  25. Proper grammar? What’s that?

  26. Sweet Jesus, being a tattoo artist who can’t spell is worse than being a tattoo artist who can’t draw.

  27. And who thought it was a good idea to get a tattoo of crabs?

  28. Well, I guess that’s one way of keeping the girls from ruining your rep when they discuss the fact that you have crabs with one another. He can play it off as is it is ony the ink version they are all talking about.

  29. the notorious b.i.g. could spell you’re and kills. what kinda tribute to him is that? the crabs are so ridiculously stupid that it is pretty funny, though why he got them when he obviously knew they were stupid enough for lamebook is beyond me. urgh tattoos are ugly though

  30. I want to punch Seleno for even SUGGESTING tatts are ugly.
    But I laughed. A lot. At the unicorn-seahorse-manatee description. Fantastic!

  31. @Wookie, I have several tattoo artist for friends, and it’s pretty common knowledge in the tattoo world that you tattoo EXACTLY what the person asks for. My friends tell people who want writing, check and double check your spelling, it goes on exactly how you give it to me. They are not their customers spell checker, a tattoo is a life long commitment and if you’re going to invest in one, you should have put some major thought into it, never rely on someone else to get it right, it’s going on YOU.

  32. I think this sums things up rather nicely:

  33. I wish there was a picture of the manatee one.

    The last one is a rare bad spelling, poor grammar combo

  34. @Father Sha:
    She has and it concerns me. BTW, I vote for Mad Max myself. We seem to be about half way there already.

  35. @scarfey…go away…everyone’s entitled to an opinion, but not to punch someone for expressing it

  36. ps, @randomchick

    ok fair enough, but surely they have a moral obligation to at least point out that the spelling isn’t right, giving the idiot getting the tattoo the opportunity to say they want it spelled properly if they do and are just too stupid to use a dictionary…i mean they are paying the tattoo artist for the job

  37. I agree with SomeRandomChick. These losers, who were never brave enough to get their own tattoos, predict we will regret our “tattoo choices” when we’re old bags. I say, if the only thing I regret is a silly tattoo-I’ve had a pretty good freakin’ life!

  38. Keanu Reeves In Speed

    Or… you could not be an idiot and not get any stupid fucking tattoos.


    it seriously doent need thinking about what a wanker of the moist nature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Wow “Just asking”… If there was a lamebook for lamebook, I’d post what you said on there. He doesn’t have moobs, he has pecs. Obviously it doesn’t need ‘thinking about’ with you though.

  41. the guy got the crabs tattoo just so he could send it to lamebook

  42. For some reason I can’t stop combining the tattoos in my mind.

    “Your nobody till you got crabs of a unicorn fucking a seahorse from behind while the seahorse is giving the sea manity head!!!”

  43. How do you know that the same guy who submitted it to lamebook?

  44. Because on the bottom right of the picture it says “From your album: Mobile Uploads”…

    I didn’t see it at first either, but… wow. just… wow.

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